How to Train Your Viking

A soul tired of life, tired of bullshit, and just fatigued from the utter stupidity of mankind. Finds himself in the body of one Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, yes... there were three of them.



Unwilling to waste another chance. Nor play the role he was meant to play for a safer future. He decided to fuck Canon and went on with his life.



Sadly, Canon said "fuck you" to him too.







(AN: The update will be sporadic. Since I will be doing this more of a hobby really. so don't expect to find it in Patreon. If you did, chances are it just some other asshat who decided to upload my fanfic in theirs.



I don't need your stones, but they would be appreciated.



What I do want is your criticism. I don't know if I'm improving or not. and this story is premature. Not entirely planned. I have a timeline sketch out but no real heart into it. I would be happy for any suggestions you may have.



I apologize in advance for my language. English may be an international language but it isn't my first nor my second.



Philippines has a buckload of languages and since we moved from place to place as a kid. I picked up more of the local language so... Sorry if about my Grammar, as you will see, it can be found lacking.



Thank you and btw.



And reviews only till Chapter 5! Please. I really want you to read it and comment instead.