A Universal WAAAGH!: Building Warhammer Ork Army In Another Universe

"Dis ain’t da forty-kay no more, ya zoggin' gitz!"

"No 'Perium, no Spikey Boyz, no pointy-hatted squishy Inquisitorkz!"



"Just a whole zoggin' galaxy waitin' ta be krumped!"

"An’ da Boss — yeah, dat Boss — 'e can burn yer zoggin' soul jus’ by lookin’ at ya!"



Gork smashed da old 'verse ta bits..."

"Mork snuck off wiv all da good loot..."

"...an’ now it’s *our* turn!"



"We’z gonna build a new one — one wiv TEETH, FLAMEZ, an’ a WAAAGH! wot never ends!"

"So git stuck in, boyz — dis whole universe is ours fer da krumpin'!"



When logan unexpectedly died sue to the dumbest reason possible, He find himself in another universe, in a body of a dead ship captain, and face to face with an ork.



armed with the ability to control the greenskins, the galaxy shall all bow under his iron rule and dakkas.



“We Don’t Just Follow ‘Im… We Worship ‘Im!”



"Dat ain’t just a Boss — dat’s a miracle wiv boots on!

'E don’t shout — but we listen. 'E don’t krump — but we fall.

'E looks, and yer brainz go *

splat. 'E walks, and da Waaagh follows."



"Gork gave ‘im da smash. Mork gave ‘im da cunning.

An’ da Boss? 'E gave us purpose, loot, an’ endless krumpin’!"



"We don’t worship like da humies — no prayers, no books."

"We worship by fightin’, lootin’, burnin’, an’ shoutin’ ‘WAAAGH!’ in ‘is name!"



"He iz da Greenest Non-Green Dere Iz!"

"Our Boss. Our Prophet. Our God-Wot-Eats-Orks."