What would someone feel if they ended up in the world of a Chinese online casino, where instead of a promised jackpot of cash, the prize was… waifus? I'm sure most people have never seriously pondered that. The world has taught us to keep our silly fantasies buried deep inside, to live in the present — but not everyone listened. Some stubbornly continued to hope and believe in miracles, miracles they'd likely never experience. I was one of the former, though. And now, I had to find out for myself exactly how it felt to end up in the world of a Chinese online casino.