I Failed at Everything. Becoming the Pirate King Is My Only Option!

Since I Couldn’t Do Anything Right... Guess I’ll Just Become the Pirate King!

Norton Sager always had a dream—a very simple one, really.



He wanted to be a rich landlord. Own a massive estate. Have people relying on him to make a living. Hire a few hot secretaries, command a gang of loyal underlings, and spend his days bossing people around or watching dancers perform when he had nothing better to do.



With the "Fist of the North Star" cheat he brought from another world, Norton thought: Yeah, easy win.



Except… fate didn’t seem to agree.



Tried becoming the Farming King? Not a single crop grew.

Aspired to be the Fishing King? Not even a nibble—daily zero catches.

Tried to become the King of Folk Dancing? Martial law shut down his stage.

Bodyguard King, Bounty King, Mercenary King…



All failures!



So in the end, he sighed and muttered:



“Well, guess I’ve got no choice… I’ll just have to become the Pirate King!”