Hokage: I, Naruto, don't want to work hard anymore.

In a world of relentless training and endless wars, Uzumaki Naruto decides to walk a different path. With the legendary Flying Thunder God technique in hand right from the start, Naruto isn't aiming to be Hokage he just wants to chill.



No big dreams. No ambitions. Just a life of lying down, slacking off, and living easy on handouts.



His ninja way?

"Don’t initiate. Don’t reject. Don’t promise. Don’t take responsibility."



From ninjutsu to kekkei genkai, from tailed beasts to sugar mamas...

Whatever it takes, Naruto will casually dominate the ninja world with minimal effort and maximum laziness.



Even if he has to trade a kidney to do it!



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