I Just Wanted To Nap : So Why Am I Guild Master?!

WSA 2025 PARTICIPATION...



> "They say he defeated an ancient dragon by yawning. Literally. Just stretched out his hand, and poof, no more dragon."

— Young apprentice warden.



> "I’m pretty sure he sleeps through our strategy meetings… but somehow, things go better when he doesn’t chime in."

— Tutor.



> "He refused to fight me, saying, ‘I’m too lazy to beat you today.’ I don’t know what’s more humiliating: his refusal, or the fact that he was probably right."

— Rival guild leader.



> "I saw him fall asleep in the middle of a war. He woke up two hours later, raised a hand, and the entire battlefield froze. Literally. We had to drag him to his tent so he could finish his nap."

— Right-hand man.



> "Want to know how to become an S-rank mage at seventeen without getting off your couch? Ask him. And pray he bothers to answer."

— Guild instructor.



> "He’s never submitted a report. He didn’t even show up to the Association’s summons. He drives me up the wall. And yet… we can’t punish him. We don’t dare."

— Guild inspector.



> "A leader? Him? He spends his days sleeping in his greenhouse. But when we need him… it’s like the world stops to listen."

— Guild member.



> "He talked to a thousand-year-old spirit like it was an old buddy he ran into at the market. And he got his way. I still don’t get how."

— Former raider, officially retired since that incident.



> Note found scrawled on a corner of a wall in a magical greenhouse:

"If no one’s looking for me, I’m sleeping. If it’s urgent… wait until tomorrow. Thanks."

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