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Tiffany Haddish: Kids Have Amnesty...SAY ....what!?
Snack Attack—Why Your Lunches Are Lame

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Amnesty Day—No Time-Outs, No Filters, No Mercy
What happens when you give kids a microphone, a free pass, and the promise that absolutely nothing they say will get them in trouble? You get the realest, funniest, and most brutally honest roast in history. From snack shaming to bedtime betrayals, kids from every walk of life are ready to spill the tea on grown-ups everywhere. Buckle up—no one is safe, and everyone is invited.

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Tiffany Haddish: Kids Have Amnesty....say ... what!?

Kids Tell the Ugly Truth

Chapter Eight: "What's That Smell?"

Some mysteries are timeless—and nothing gets kids talking like a weird smell in the house. Tonight's Cards Against Humanity-inspired question is: "What's that smell?" Four generations, four hilarious takes, and a whole lot of ugly truth. Will they blame the dog, start an investigation, or just run for the hills? Let's sniff out the answers!

Show Introduction

[The set features giant noses, cartoon stink clouds, and a spinning wheel. Tiffany enters, fanning her nose with a comically large handkerchief.]

Tiffany Haddish:

"Welcome back to 'Kids Tell the Ugly Truth!' Tonight's CAH question is one we've all wondered: 'What's that smell?' We've got answers from toddlers to teens, and you know they'll keep it real. Will they go government, humanity, cartel, Karen/Kevin, or just bolt for the door? Let's find out!"

Tonight's CAH Question:

"What's that smell?"

Toddler (3-4 years old):

Answer: "My sock! I hid it in the couch."

Government (CAE): "Tell Mommy I lost my sock and need help."

Humanity (CAH): "Give everyone a hug so they don't feel bad about the smell."

Cartel (CAR): "Hide the other sock too so no one knows."

Karen/Kevin: "Blame it on the dog, even if we don't have one."

CAR Tell Me: "Run to my room and pretend I'm asleep."

Middle Kid (5-9 years old):

Answer: "My brother's science experiment. It's alive now."

Government (CAE): "Make a rule: No more science projects in the fridge."

Humanity (CAH): "Ask if anyone needs help cleaning up."

Cartel (CAR): "Throw it in the neighbor's trash."

Karen/Kevin: "Announce, 'This house smells weird!' at dinner."

CAR Tell Me: "Hold my nose and dash outside for fresh air."

Preteen (10-12 years old):

Answer: "Last month's gym shoes. I forgot them under my bed."

Government (CAE): "Organize a family clean-up day."

Humanity (CAH): "Apologize and offer to wash everyone's shoes."

Cartel (CAR): "Spray half a can of air freshener and hope for the best."

Karen/Kevin: "Complain loudly about 'mystery smells' until someone else finds it."

CAR Tell Me: "Sneak shoes into the washing machine and act innocent."

Teenager (13-17 years old):

Answer: "Leftover takeout from last week. Oops."

Government (CAE): "Make a fridge cleaning schedule."

Humanity (CAH): "Offer to take out the trash (once)."

Cartel (CAR): "Blame it on the little siblings and disappear."

Karen/Kevin: "Post on social media: 'Send help, my house smells like a dumpster.'"

CAR Tell Me: "Open all the windows and pretend it's not my problem."

Wildcard Round

Tiffany:

"What's the weirdest thing you've ever smelled?"

Toddler:

"My teddy bear after bath time."

Middle Kid:

"Dad's gym bag. It smells like old cheese."

Preteen:

"A mystery sandwich in my locker. I think it moved."

Teenager:

"The car after soccer practice. No words."

Tiffany's Take

"Y'all, if you ever need a detective for weird smells, just call a kid! Whether you're blaming the dog, hiding the evidence, or posting a cry for help online, the ugly truth is—every house has a mystery smell. Just hope it's not coming from your shoes!"

End-of-Episode Credit

Tiffany (on screen):

"Thanks for sniffing out the truth with us on 'Kids Tell the Ugly Truth.' I'm Tiffany Haddish. For more laughs, wisdom, and maybe a cleaning tip, visit tiffanyhaddish.com. See you next time—bring your nose plugs!"