Waifu.exe Has Stopped Responding

Chadwick A. Sehole is the hottest commodity at Brightwater Academy.



Every girl—from muscle-bound Seraphina to pop idol Kandi and Instagram queen Mila—is desperate to win his heart.



But there’s one small hitch: Chad is hopelessly in love with Alixia—his AI anime waifu and queen of his dreams, who just so happens to be a sentient pillow.



When Seraphina, Mila, and Kandi hatch a plan to kidnap Alixia in a bid to steal Chad’s affection, they trigger a whirlwind of absurdity: a sassy, combat-ready pillow; a naked chase through the streets; and a logic-defying demonic showdown.



Add in Aiden Finn—Chad’s Cheeto-dusted, cat-food-munching best friend—and you’ve got a recipe for disaster... or comedy gold.



Can the girls win over Chad, or will Alixia’s plushy powers keep his heart forever loyal?



Expect:



– A demonic talking pillow with attitude



– A feral dog humping everything in sight



– A fanfic-obsessed nerd girl flaming haters while clinging to her own husbando pillow



And just to spice things up, Chad’s Cheeto-dusted bestie Aiden Finn and a randy farm girl named Autumn are always nearby to stir the pot.



Every page is a cringe-fest of awkward, unfiltered laughs—packed with lewd jokes, absurd scenarios, and anime-inspired insanity.



A book that’ll have you thinking non-stop, “WTF am I reading?!”



Warning: Packed with mature, suggestive humor and gloriously wrong antics.



Grab this unhinged, plushy-powered saga now and grip the raunchiest love story ever printed!