Operation: Take Dad to Meet Mom (and Hope They Don’t Duel)

[GGAD + HP + heavy headcanons + Agarth pretending to be weird and clueless]

No CP for the protagonist. Romance is only between the two dads (GGAD).



Everyone knows how the legendary Dark Lord Grindelwald lost to the radiant Albus Dumbledore and locked himself away in Nurmengard afterward.



What fewer people know is that… in 1978, a kid appeared in Nurmengard.



A kid who looks a little too much like Dumbledore.





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Agarth: “Dad, why didn’t you tell me Mom was a beautiful old lady with a mustache?”

Grindelwald: “The word is handsome, Agarth.”

Agarth: “Okay, but why didn’t you say she was a pretty little handsome guy, then?”









When Dumbledore’s name appears in the Hogwarts admission book tied to a child… he shows up to deliver the letter personally. Only to find himself face to face with a child—boy? girl? gremlin?—with blue eyes, fiery red hair, and zero understanding of personal space.



Agarth: “Mom, your beard looks amazing! Can I have it?”

(rips it off magically)

Agarth: “Look, Dad! Now your beard and Mom’s beard can be together forever. Like soulmates. Like me and chaos. Isn’t that romantic?”



Dumbledore: (…)

Grindelwald: (…help)









This is the chaotic tale of a possibly schizophrenic child who may or may not have been born from magic, fire, and spite—now dead set on helping his dad win back his “mom.”

Mostly daily life. Very little plot. A lot of weird, magical family drama.