Naruto: Tama Akimichi’s Elastic Reality

by Tama Akimichi (Snack Champion & Professional Troublemaker)



Hi! I’m Tama. I climb trees I shouldn’t, throw things I definitely shouldn’t, and laugh at stuff no one else finds funny. Some people say I’m a walking disaster. Others say I’m just “built different.” (Thanks, Granny.)



I was born into the Akimichi Clan—y’know, big hearts, bigger lunches. But I’ve got my own way of doing things. I don’t really follow rules. I sort of... jiggle them until they fall over.



This is the story of how I made a mess of everything.

And somehow made it better.



I didn’t ask for greatness. I just wanted to live loud.

And maybe prank a few Jonin while I was at it.