What Is With These Cheesy Names?

When the students spotted the Jawflower, they froze, befuddled to find their arch-nemesis out here during their exam. Did the female dormitory no longer need its famous security guard? Did the skirt-chasers from the Magic Faculty and the Dragon Knights' Faculty, who were just as perverted as they were, pinky-swear that they would no longer try to sneak into the female dormitory, causing the Jawflower to become obsolete? 

As the students slowly recovered from their initial shock, comments ensued.

"Why is the Jawflower here? I thought it patrolled only the ladies' dorm!"

"Hey… Wait a minute! We're not here to protect it while it's in Mount Parazonium, right? Seriously, though, it likes to act like a badass, but I tell ya': if it wasn't for Grand Principal Hope, I would have crushed that little thing underneath my boots!"