So Ambitious!

The bald guy's haughty expression softened as soon as his mind registered their words. Staring at the guidebook in his hand, he asked tentatively, "Sae everything in this book… they're all untruths?"

"Oh no, they're accurate, alright. In fact, I bet everything in that book is true. Still doesn't warrant spending a dime for it," the hunky student replied.

"True that. You can get practically the same kind of information from the book just by asking any senior in the faculty. Hell, treat them with a drink or something, and they will tell you everything, free of charge. Pay attention to what they say and you, too, can author a book like that!" The shorter Southerner chimed in. "Oh, I'd wager that was exactly how that Business Faculty bastard compiled this overpriced guidebook in the first place."