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Immortal Taoist Lord: My Cultivation Have No Limits
by Warhammer Ranking
After traveling to a world of cultivators, Su Yu becomes a member of a common cultivation family's collateral branch, with his cultivation talent evolving from remarkably average to an unsurpassable prodigy of the Daoism.With a proficiency panel embedded within him, he defies all limitations of the Spiritual Root and enlightenment, all he needs is to consistently cultivate from nine-to-five to accumulate proficiency and enhance his strength.There are no bottlenecks in his cultivation. After stea…
Time-limited F-Class Housewife
by sola_cola
“CONGRATS, Miss Baek— you’re pregnant with South Korea’s #1 Hunter’s baby!”Baek Gyubin, the leader of a flopped Kpop girl group, is beyond shocked after hearing that she's carrying Hunter Han Wooju’s baby in her womb.And to be informed that she's pregnant as a twenty-five-year-old virgin?That's crazy!It's even crazier that her ‘baby daddy’ is the Guildmaster of Blue Dragon— the strongest guild at the moment.Plus, Hunter Han Wooju is the CEO of a luxury shopping mall and a known member of Korea’s…
Online Game: My Health Point Has No Limits
by Foreign Region King
"It was the year 2030 AD. The origin universe game “Divine Revelation” made its grand debut. In this game, the in-game currency could be exchanged for real money, which attracted countless players. Even countries were getting ready to enter the game. But no one knew that Li Yi who had fallen in the War of the Gods returned to this very day when the game was launched with ten years worth of memories from the game. And this time, Li Yi received the SSS Rank Talent - Blood Devour. [SSS Rank Talent,…
The Time-Limited Love and Marriage
by Eighteen-Year-Old Koi
He chose her out of curiosity, and she chose him for a good sleep.In this one-year hidden marriage, they agreed to take what they needed and have only pleasure without love. But the reality was that he was very domineering. He could bully her, but if anyone else did the same, they would face severe consequences. Many people felt sorry for him and thought that she didn't deserve him. However, they discovered that her real identities were stunning and extraordinary. She was a genius hacker, a skil…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Miss Not so Typical: Consider me Humored (GL)
by talesofheaven
Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember.**Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell.Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismati…
Call Of The Dark
by MishaK
Driven by his need for revenge, Lazarus, the Lore’s most ruthless vampire, plots to seize the throne of Wilyra and rule it along with his betrothed, the fae goddess Maeve who thrives in a borrowed body. Lazarus has a perfect plan—until he finds Emmalyn, a young mortal who is the daughter of the rebel leader of blood vassals in his kingdom and an integral part of his plan. He captures the young girl to cast her soul out for Maeve. Emmalyn yearns for a better life to escape from her stepmother…
No Skills, No Limits: Conquering the Apocalypse
by Wateristubeg
In an apocalyptic world where resources are limited and only the rich gets to survive, money is not a want; It's a need.Terrence Ardwil is a man who has been loyal to the government his entire life. He is part of the "Mission for Life" unit— a unit created to lessen the human's total population in the hope of making humanity survive even longer.He was already satisfied with how he lived until an incident happened that resulted in his unfortunate death. When he thought he had died, he suddenly fe…
The Dark Luna
by CELLICA
*Book 1 Completed**Book 2 Completed*Blanca Vergil, the first of her kind, a young, naive hybrid, met Dimitri Norton, a rich, handsome, and powerful vampire.After a terrible betrayal in his past, he used his powerful abilities to fight against his fate.But when two strangers come together and two lifemates face treacherous schemes and uncover a dark mystery that links them together, you get a story and an adventure no one could have ever foreseen.
Humans' Limits
by LifeDayDreams
How high can humans jump? How long can humans live? What are humans limits? And finally, what then, after those limits are no more?An ocean of energy, that is the universe. The source matter comes from, the foundation of everything, and there is a prerequisite to touch it.Earth is special, and Lucas even more so. He was a soldier who almost met an unfortunate end. Fortunately, that was his chance at touching the extraordinary. But as we all know, everything has a price, and this one demands imme…
Daily Dark Jokes ....
by DarkClowns
Dark Jokes so dark that you,ll need a flashlight to read them
your everyday dark humor :)
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No Limits
by miles118218
Corvo always had an unlucky life. He never got what he wanted and always had to fight for it. Even after he was successful at his university he couldn't get access to a better school and so he never got a job. He died young without ever achieving his dream. Fortunately for him, he got another chance. His soul was picked by a god and transported in another body in a brand new fantasy world. He looked crippled but it didn't matter because he had body cultivation. He didn't have the best techniques…
A dark Joke
by darkjoker
hi! I am back, I have finally came up with a plan for my story. I am planning on dropping a couple of chapters a month. I am sorry but I still have to work as I only write in my free time. English isn't my first nor second language, so I apologize for any mistakes you might find and I would appreciate your feedback. this story might get dark, like really dark as I am basically releasing all my frustrations in it lol so if it gets to be too much or I take it too far please inform me. thank you fo…
The Dark Fairy
by Dwarika
Kidnapped at the age of three, Rain found herself amongst the people who put monsters and devils to shame. Subjected to their torture since young age, she turned out to be the cold-blooded killer with no emotions but was gifted some superhuman abilities. As a result, she began turning into one of those demons herself. But two little angels in the form of her brothers saved her from this eternal damnation and to protect those angels from the fate same as her, she decided to flee from the shackles…
A'void dark
by SacredDream
In a world where power is everything. A young boy named Hayden was rejected by its one and only law. Power. He was the only one blessed with nothing... but what if that weren't the case?He will set out on a path… a path of conquest to scatter the despair created by the world's lack of 'humanity'.
obsessed(no limits)
by Pushpa_naik
"Strip," he said.My jaw dropped to the floor. I looked at him to see if he was joking—but no, he was serious… and enjoying it."Sorry?" I replied, still dumbfounded."What? You heard me. I said strip. Can’t I expect this from my own wife?" he said with a smirk.Fuck.Realization hit me—we’re husband and wife now, and it’s our first night together.My cheeks burned at his words. All my boldness flew out the window, and all I could feel now was shyness… in front of him, my professor.How did we end up h…
Love has No limits
by jazzyjas
She gave her heart to the wrong man—but fate had someone else waiting in the storm
THE LOVE IN THE DARK
by Bintang_aries
21+Pandangan setiap manusia selalu berbeda. Suatu yang sangat gelap tiba-tiba datang menghampiri. Dia sosok yang cantik, jahat, dan ingin ku miliki. Dia mengajakku bermimpi tentang dia, dan kemudian seperti dalam mimpiku, dia memutuskan untuk menjadikanku miliknya seutuhnya.Seharusnya aku harus mengatakan tidak saat dia memintaku untuk bersumpah agar setia kepadanya. Pisau itu memberiku petunjuk terlebih dahulu. Darah kedua,dan ketiga, itu adalah berkah dari bos mafia paling terkenal di dunia sa…
Limits
by DarkRay
The story about Nex Wintersteed, a youngster from a small village in the Endrosian Empire. You'll witness the adventures through the protagonist's eyes, as he decides to explore his life.From an incompetent greenhorn, to a skilled hunter and warrior. Many struggles await him, as well as many wonders to uncover. How will he develop, and what choices will he make? That's something for you to find out, as the story progresses. ---------------------------------------------The book is completed. The …