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Super Divine Daoist Skill
by The Fireworks of Those Years
You feel your strength is insufficient, Strength +1. You have practiced the Golden Bell Shield, Martial Arts Level +1. You have picked up a volume of Taoist scripture, Understanding +1. Your opponent is extraordinarily strong. The Golden Bell Shield has reached Great Perfection. You combined the Golden Bell Shield, Iron Cloth Shirt, and Thirteen Cross Training, all +1, and mastered the Vajra Indestructible Divine Skill. Your opponent's knife cannot harm you and is utterly devastated. ...
Losing Money to Be a Tycoon
by Inebriation-seeking Blue Shirt
I really just want to lose money! T_TBest boss ever, prodigy of the business world, genius creator, visionary of the century.These are the descriptions used for Pei Qian, President of Tengda Corporation.Ever since his rebirth, Pei Qian finds himself in possession of a system that rewards him if he manages to lose money.Instantly, a brilliant idea comes to mind — making crappy games!"If the game flops, all my investment cost will be lost!""How difficult can it be to lose money?"Indeed... how diff…
After Betrayal: Lightning Marriage to Mr. Enigmatic
by Summer Green Shirt
Witnessing her ex-boyfriend and best friend getting together, Isabella Weaver impulsively decided to have a flash marriage!After the wedding, Isabella led a more thrilling life.The neighbor's dog bit her, and the next day the neighbor disappeared and the dog was missing.Her boss harassed her, and the next day the company was emptied and the boss vanished.The principal wanted to expel her, and the next day the school was closed and the principal disappeared.Her biological father hit her, and the …
The Gentleman at the End
by Yellow Shirt Fatty
Dear tired Reader, it is an honor that you have chosen this book amidst the heavy, gloomy aisles of the Library.It is with some regret, however, that I must inform you this book is ill.Your fingers should be able to feel the raised Proliferation of tissues on the surface of the Skin of the book, The words written in days of old are like Parasites taking root in the pages, longing for someone to observe their writhing,To sense, to decipher, and to touch the very essence of this sick story.If you …
Cultivation towards immortality, starting from being a fisherman
by Green Shirt Little White
The backstage manipulator of the Immortal Cultivation World, the sole law in the real world!After transmigrating to the Immortal Cultivation World, Su Ping diligently cultivated for twenty years.Trapped by his mediocre talent and seeing no hope for Foundation Establishment, he decided to lay low and become a wealthy layabout.Fortunately, he activated the Fishing Man game system.Not only could he obtain unscientific and non-immortal cultivation game props, and magical fish species through the fis…
My Billionaire Exhusband Grovels Me After Divorce
by Summer Green Shirt
Lu Lingche, heir to a prestigious family, is known for his handsome, aloof, cold, and obstinate demeanor, showing disdain for all women. Qiao Yin silently loved him for five years, sacrificing everything with the belief that she could warm his icy heart. However, just three months into their marriage, he planned to abandon her for another woman.What did he mean by holding disdain for all women? It seemed that he was only holding disdain for her! Despite her broken heart, Qiao Yin embarked on a n…
My Secretary is a Little Sweet
by Summer Green Shirt
Although born in a wealthy, powerful family, Shangguan Ning is motherless and loveless. Throughout her growing years, people use her for their own interests.Surrounded by people who are a part of her world—her indifferent, ambitious father who uses her in a way no different from a bargaining chip; her vicious stepmother and self-centered stepsister who hate her, bully her, hurt her, not once but all the time; her fiancé, whom she pulls back from the jaws of death, dumps her the minute he recover…
My Cell Prison
by Yellow Shirt Fatty
Being re-birthed as a cell, Han Dong utilized the power of the Prison code and came into a parallel world where the Ancient Ones have awakened.A steam powered civilization, horrifying subspaces, the Ancient King of the Eternal Night and strange monsters lurking outside the city.The door of Destiny has been opened - Crusaders, Library, Control, Machinery and Mysticism would become the new growth system for human development.The hymn of Humanity is the song of courage! The brave and dauntless Knig…
Fantasy: I Did Not Raise The Divine Beasts
by White Shirt Leisure
Xiao Changtian was a zoo keeper. He did not expect to get transmigrated with his zoo. However, in the new world, he had no power but all his animals had become celestial beasts. One day, the empress was heavily injured and was able to recover after consuming the egg of a tortoise from him. After she had learned that it was actually the egg of the Black Tortoise, she insisted on becoming his servant.“The egg that this man gave me was the egg of the Black Tortoise?”“Wait! Is that the legendary Pho…
Mated to the Mad Lord
by Colorful_madness
#Rated 18-Mature ThemesViolet’s life was never her own—her father’s crushing debt made sure of that. But when the debt collector kidnaps her as payment, she takes a desperate deal: become a servant and spy on the mysterious and tyrannical Lord Cain, the ruler of her Werewolf district.There’s just one catch: Lord Cain only permits male servants in his house.Disguised as a boy, Violet cuts her hair, flattens her chest, and dons a voice-altering band to pull off the deception. Everything goes accor…
The Divine Healer Gets a Divorce after Reincarnating!
by ACEE
Before her death, Xia Wan has seen her own family being set up and killed, her beloved recognizing the wrong person as his savior, and their engagement party! Even her upperclassman had run a blade through her chest, snarling spitefully, "Xia Bing will have everything with your death! It was Xia Bing again! She stole all of Xia Wan's accomplishments and her lover's, but wanted her dead as well! And yet, Xia Wan could not say a word against her! However, when she thought that her death was inevit…
Only Mine
by Teyci88
"Let's go over this one more time. I don't believe it sank in well yesterday. If you drink your morning coffee standing half-naked, wearing only a man's shirt, it's going to be MY shirt and with me. Only me."I felt something dangerously close to butterflies erupting in my stomach hearing his words, but I didn't want to jump to conclusions. So I tried to keep it cool and smug when replying."A little possessive for a womanizer like you, don't you think?"--Meet Jessica. Sweet and sassy university g…
Mated to the Cursed Werepire
by Veekee_Lee
Warning: Mature Content. No Rape.The truth will make her free, but could she handle this particular truth? Would she accept the freedom it brings?Excerpt."What am I doing in your room?" Karina narrowed her eyes, waiting for the answer to that one question she just couldn't figure out the answer."I should be asking you that. What are you doing in my room?" Veron decided to play with her mind a little. But seeing how her jaw was working, and the pressure she was applying on her head, he decided to…
Almighty Video Game Designer
by Inebriation-seeking Blue Shirt
Chen Mo liked calling himself a video game designer, despite being a mere video game producer.After dying one day from work-related stress, he transmigrated into a parallel world as himself, right after he graduated. He was now in the body of his younger self, who also aspired to be a video game designer. Will he be able to fulfill his dream after being reborn in this oddly different new world, and become the best video game designer in that world?Follow Chen Mo on his romp through video game cl…
Peerless Sword Saint Checks In Secretly For 3000 Years
by Dust Dark Green Shirt
Just became the disciple with the highest seniority, but the Age of the Dark Mist descended, and the sect plummeted into a land plagued with raging demons.Shen Changge who had already written his suicide note suddenly awakened to a Check-in System.[Check-in at Sword Lord Statue, Success, acquired: Empyrean Sword Manual][Check-in at Training Ground, Success, acquired: Cultivation Base*50 years][Check-in at Sword Clout Mountain, Success, acquired: Sword Clout of Destruction*1s]…In the Age of the D…
I Cultivate Passively
by Bloodied White Shirt
#Passive Skills #Counter-stereotypeAfter thousands of years of silence, the world of cultivation once again welcomed the golden age.While the prodigies and sects’ various disciples in the world competed, Zhou Feng had only a skill panel. And the panel would only give him passive skills.Gluttony: When you digest food, you can digest it faster and better. You will also get hungry faster.Strength: When you are not fighting, you will slowly regain 1% of your health.Blade-Sharpening Rock: You will ga…
The Accidental Bride
by Chhavi Gupta
She goes to a wedding but ends up being the bride...Priya, a sweet beautiful girl, has a huge crush on Rahul in spite of the fact that he always ignored her... She still has eyes only for him. Her heart gets shattered into a thousand pieces when she gets to know that Rahul is getting married to his girlfriend... The events turn around and she has to marry him to save his family's name. Join their journey to see how the cute, funny and romantic incidents bring them together.
The Second Husband
by Light_ray
Charlotte Bourbon, a 19-year-old widow, was happy in her life after she got married to the man of her dreams. However, because of a sudden illness, her husband died within a month, and Charlotte's life came to a sudden halt. ‘She became the curse for her husband that he died young.’‘She is the one, who killed her husband.’‘She should have died with her husband.’Numerous such things Charlotte would hear from the people around her in the palace when she decided to take her life. However, was it th…
Captured Hearts: The Substitute Bride's Gambit
by Summer Green Shirt
Lin Chuyi, after meticulously selecting for three years, chose a high-quality boyfriend, only to be cheated on a month into the relationship. She decisively broke up with him and immediately took the place of the Ye Family's daughter, marrying the heir of a wealthy family, Sheng Tingyuan.She planned to leave gracefully when the Ye Family's real daughter returned.Sheng Tingyuan blocked her path, "You lied to me and now you want to run away?"Lin Chuyi, "Don't you hate it the most when people lie t…
Taming the Omega
by The_raconteur
Omegas are maltreated by the society. A taboo to the elite world. So when Zara, a born-and-raised Omega discovers she was the Alpha King's mate she hid it from anyone to protect her dignity. What happened when the Alpha King held her captive? ****"Mine." His voice resonated in the silent night. Deep, raspy, and authoritative. He was more sexier than the maids or the magazine described him as. But she didn't need to think of how handsome he was or how his muscles were restrained in the tight shir…