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From Thug to Idol: Transmigrating to a Survival Show
by SandKastle
In a twist of fate, Jun Hao, a ruthless street thug known for his brute strength and sharp instincts, dies at the hand of the boss he served like a slave. When he thought he would die, he saw a screen flash before his eyes—it was a system and a status window! [System integrating: Become A Top Idol]Jun Hao finds himself abruptly transported into the body of Choi Joon-ho, a timid trainee hoping to make it big in the cutthroat world of idols through "Rising Stars," a highly popular idol survival sh…
To Love A Villain
by _Chickennugget
"Leave, you're free. Don't ever come back here again." She said, hoping he wouldn't return and she'll get to live Hael was shocked, "Are you abandoning me, My Lady?"Corvina Cory lived her first life like a typical villainess and the consequences of her actions were pretty obvious. She died at the hands of the person she was in love with. Yet she gets a second chance at her first life even though she didn't want it. She didn't want to face the man she was madly in love with again and she definite…
Cultivation: When you take things to the extreme
by Forget to wear a vest
Having crossed into the Immortal Cultivation World and finding himself at the very bottom, struggling to survive, Xu Yang discovered he possessed a special golden finger. As long as he persisted in any single activity, he could gain the power to transform the decayed into the miraculous.Eating: Stabilize the Foundation and Cultivate Essence, strengthen the body, extend lifespan…Sleeping: Nourish and accumulate energy, be as vigorous as a dragon or a tiger, Eternal Youth…Breathing: Turtle breathi…
I'll Add Points To All Things
by Endless World
Su Yang was an average university student in Shanghai when he received a system that allowed him to add points to things. The point system provided him with missions and by clearing them, he would gain points. Add a point into an object, the object will receive a special ability; add a point into a plant, the plant will come alive; add points on himself, he will get talents or superpowers.With the mysterious point system in hand, Su Yang aimed to become rich and alter his fate. On his path towar…
From a Beggar to a Bastard
by Linda_Wilyuhm
Elian, a beggar with nothing to lose, died tragically, only to awaken in the body of the despised bastard son of a powerful Grand Duke in the Arcanoria Empire.His second chance at life quickly turned into a nightmare when the Grand Duke’s household was executed, and Elian was sold into servitude as a courtesan.In this cruel new existence, Elian crossed paths with Izan, the enigmatic crown prince who harbored dark secrets of his own. As they grew closer, a forbidden love began to blossom, one tha…
To Bewitch a Devil
by zhiruyi
What are the odds that Zavian, the son of the devil, would fall for the only woman whose destiny is to destroy him?In the beginning of time, war broke out between the fallen angels and the devil, and the devil was defeated and cast into the underworld. During the war, Zavian, the devil’s son, turned against his father and joined hands with the other demons to defeat him, which made the devil kill his son's wife as a punishment for betraying him.But 500 years later, there appeared a woman slave w…
To Love A River
by LouLou2
In a dystopian future where Vampires emerged from the shadows in order to stop humanity from becoming extinct, a young woman with a dark past meets a charismatic stranger.As time goes by Private Love Aikawa of military Unit 4-7, finds that she may not be as human as she first thought.Battling rogue vampires, mutated creatures and her own past, Love works to unravel the mysteries behind the secretive Helsing unit, and tries to become the bridge between humans and vampires in a world filled with d…
My Boy Finally Say Yes to Me
by Jiong Jiong You Yao
At age 3, she knew who she wanted to marry. At age 10, she gave away her first kiss. At age 20, she became his personal bodyguard. For her childhood best friend to still run away after all this, what was the point of her learning marital art all these years? The saddest thing to come out of all this was the fact that she was the one feeling burdened all this time…Five years later. “Mommy! How come I am so cute but I do not have a daddy?”“How should I know? Go ask your daddy!”Xia Yuxun watched th…
Can We Say No to Divorce?
by Lazy Color
Bei Ran lay on the operating table, Gu Qingchen was her surgeon. His eyes, deep as the Aegean Sea, gazed at her: "Honey, it's been four years since we got married, and you're still afraid of me?"Honey? Last night he already threw a divorce agreement at her, what right does he have to call her that?In City A, Gu Qingchen is a long-lasting legend. He is a leading figure in the medical field and a major shareholder in a Fortune 500 company, capable of great influence in the business world.He only n…
Sold to a Prince!
by Yolohy
In the land of magic and beasts, Sylvia was betrayed by her family and sold off as a slave. She was expecting the worst, but fortunately, it was a handsome prince who had ‘bought’ her! Who doesn’t love a charming, benevolent, and kind prince, not to mention ridiculously handsome? But, little did Sylvia know that the charming handsome prince was no angel but rather a devil in disguise! The calm, kind and good-hearted Sylvia found herself slowly changing under the devil's influence but worst of al…
MARRIED TO A STRANGER
by jikanyotomare
“Aku rasa, kita tidak bisa melakukan ‘itu’ dulu, karena kau masih dalam tahap pemulihan…” Hailee menjawab ragu- ragu, berusaha mencari alasan yang masuk akal untuk situasinya sekarang. “Bulsh*t,” Ramon merutuk dan turun dari tempat tidur mereka yang luar biasa mewah. Dengan langkah tidak sabar, pria itu menghampiri Hailee, seperti pemburu yang akan menangkap buruannya. “Aku akan buktikan kalau aku baik- baik saja. Lebih dari baik.” Dia menegaskan kata terakhirnya sambil tersenyum penuh arti. “…”…
Back to the Past to Become a Fishing King
by Ruler
In his previous life, the genius angler Zhang Yang was seen as a heartless spendthrift by his family and friends.Due to a momentary mistake, he made a grave error, and the death of his father became his lifelong regret.In this life, fate has given him a chance to start over. Zhang Yang decides to rely on his skills and knowledge to make something of himself!This is the story of a genius angler going back nine years, using his exceptional skills and foresight to reach the pinnacle of the professi…
I Just Called To Say I Love You
by Shining
"Sir, we have an appointment with Mr Jones within fifteen minutes," Amy Miller said"Cancel it, I don't want to be late for my own marriage," Andy Francis said"Wait? What? Are you getting married? With whom? Why we are not informed?" Amy asked anxiously"I think I'm the boss," Andy said"Sorry sir," Amy said and lowered her head"Okay fine, let's go," Andy said before holding her wrist"where?""How can I marry without a bride?" Andy said while moving out of the office with Amy.....Well, Do you ever h…
Back to the 80s to Raise a Wolfy Boyfriend
by Flowery Lady
After death, Gu Jin realized the child, whom she had fed only once in the past, was the only person who gave her proper burial and avenged her by any means. Once she’s reborn, she found him when he was being bullied. And despite objections, Gu Jin took this malnourished child under her care with help from the dimension in her possession. However, never did she expect she would lead him astray...Many years later, Gu Jin can’t help gritting her teeth as she is watching the elegant and handsome ma…
Mated To A Vampire
by DIVINE
LONELINESS...... HATRED...... REVENGE..... those were the emotions Axel felt when he lost his mate to the cold hands of the Vampire King. His best friend and moon goddess, Selena takes pity on him and decides to assign him a new mate,one who matched his charisma and character. Unfortunately for our Alpha Lord, the only lady who fits this trait is Sydney, the only daughter of the Vampire King. Axel was never going to accept her. How could he accept the daughter of his worst enemy as his ma…
Married to a Stranger who turned out to be a Billionaire
by Eaglewoman
SHE THOUGHT HE WAS JUST A MAN, HE TURNED OUT TO BE EVERYTHING!****After surviving a near-fatal accident, Annalyn Lorenzo uncovered a brutal truth-- her fiancé and stepsister planned it in an attempt to eliminate her.According to the conditions of her late father's will, she needed to be married before her next birthday to secure his company. Desperate to get the company, she made a bold move; she asked the mysterious man who saved her to marry her. Alexander Aidan Klein doesn't believe in love o…
To Love a Monster
by Garessta
He is a dark abyss—it should not be so tempting to fall in.***To be a Lock is to be a conductor between ordinary and abnormal, between reason and insanity. It is to be a keyhole that lets one peek into the Great Beyond, and a part of the door that opens the world. It is to be sought, and hunted, and seduced by all who crave power.The magic is unnatural to this world, yet humans still fly towards arcane knowledge like moths towards a flame. Creatures of nightmares prowl just beyond the veil that …
To Be or Not To Be A Family
by DaoistxYTRJ0
[NOTICE: SILVER WINNER OF WRITING PROMPT CONTEST 235 - FEMALE LEAD - FAMILY] Ashma never knew her father. Her mother and maternal granddad are the only family she knows. She hates her father as he left her mother after she became pregnant out of wedlock. But her mother made sure that she grows up into an independent woman. She is a world-renowned fashion designer. Suddenly she gets news of another family of her fathers as her half-sister seeks her out. Everyone in the new family loves her except…
To Love & To Hold
by FreshyGore
"Shhhh," he cut me off, his palms spreading on the revealed skin of my abdomen. His index fingers made their way into the waistband of my sweatpants as he pressed his front closer to my behind. "Don't shush m-" I tried to argue."I said so," he stated, his tone going deeper as his hand went lower, this time to the waistband of my panties. I couldn't control my breathing anymore, more so as his teeth lightly grazed my neck. "So you better obey."^^^^^^^They say "A night in Vegas can change your lif…