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When "God" Decides To Start Over
by Twelve-Winged Dark Seraphim
Mysterious gates appeared all around the world a few decades ago. Beings emerged from the gates and brought disaster upon humanity. Humanity called them Demon Spirits. It wasn’t until the advent of Demon Suits and Demon Suiters that humans stood a fighting chance.For some perplexing reason, the world’s number one Demon Suiter, Li "God" Xiu abandons his identity to start over again as a newbie trial-taker. He enters the gates to participate in all sorts of trials, in a bid to seek out the reason …
Ten Thousand Ways To Eliminate Players
by Cotton Jacket Guard
The world I transmigrated is filled with players, with survival already a struggle. Moreover, I was entangled with a System to become the most visible NPC...The natives resent me while players see me as a thorn in their side.I needed to strive with all my might to live a good life in this foreign world while avoiding being bullied by the players. I can only turn the sufferings I experienced into the sufferings of others. I would have to keep all the benefits for myself, grow vigorously, and beco…
My Boy Finally Say Yes to Me
by Jiong Jiong You Yao
At age 3, she knew who she wanted to marry. At age 10, she gave away her first kiss. At age 20, she became his personal bodyguard. For her childhood best friend to still run away after all this, what was the point of her learning marital art all these years? The saddest thing to come out of all this was the fact that she was the one feeling burdened all this time…Five years later. “Mommy! How come I am so cute but I do not have a daddy?”“How should I know? Go ask your daddy!”Xia Yuxun watched th…
Alpha, Say My Name
by carmyko
He was the feral Alpha King buried beneath the mountain. She was the cursed girl they offered to him as sacrifice to end the famine plaguing their lands.Ruvan, the first Alpha. Imprisoned, driven to utter madness, and starved of power.Solenne, the packless she-wolf rumored to be cursed and bring misfortune to all who cross paths with her.With the power of cursed speech, she is able to kill and bend the world to her will with only one word. To avoid hurting others, she hasn't spoken a single syll…
I Just Called To Say I Love You
by Shining
"Sir, we have an appointment with Mr Jones within fifteen minutes," Amy Miller said"Cancel it, I don't want to be late for my own marriage," Andy Francis said"Wait? What? Are you getting married? With whom? Why we are not informed?" Amy asked anxiously"I think I'm the boss," Andy said"Sorry sir," Amy said and lowered her head"Okay fine, let's go," Andy said before holding her wrist"where?""How can I marry without a bride?" Andy said while moving out of the office with Amy.....Well, Do you ever h…
Hello, Heir
by Mr. Yan
He's the heir of the Imperial Group, ruthless and calculating. Yet, he dotes on his wife so much. "Hubby, I'm thinking of getting a pet. What do you think is good?""You are the pet.""…""Hubby, is a rose or peony prettier?""You are the prettiest.""…"Zhuang Nainai: …Can you say something constructive?One day, someone asks him, "Why are you always the one bowing your head first when you quarrel with her?"Si Zhengting: "Because I'm 185 cm, and she's 165 cm. When am I not the first to bow my head?"In…
Can We Say No to Divorce?
by Lazy Color
Bei Ran lay on the operating table, Gu Qingchen was her surgeon. His eyes, deep as the Aegean Sea, gazed at her: "Honey, it's been four years since we got married, and you're still afraid of me?"Honey? Last night he already threw a divorce agreement at her, what right does he have to call her that?In City A, Gu Qingchen is a long-lasting legend. He is a leading figure in the medical field and a major shareholder in a Fortune 500 company, capable of great influence in the business world.He only n…
100 Ways to Solve a Murder
by Vanlauredel
Levi Jackson is a brilliant criminal psychologist with a knack for reading people. He uses his twisted genius in making a name for his private detective agency ‘Jackson Detectives’ with the business motto of "No case is too insignificant, as long as you're willing to pay."Presented with the case of a missing accountant, he is forced to seek the help of Guy’s Hospital resident genius, and Director of Forensics, Dr. Sam Gray.Join them in their adventure in solving different crimes and pissing peop…
36 Ways To Chase After My Wife's Love
by Nova_Chrisdora
THE BEST WAY TO CHASE AFTER YOUR LOVE~“You have to divorce my daughter in one week, or ... you will lose your job!”Dexter looked at him contemptuously, “Oh, yeah? Very scary! What if you come again, after successfully making me lose my job, father-in-law?”===================================Synopsis...5 years ago, just because she couldn't refuse the matchmaking her parents had, Kaili Goh went drunk and ended up having a one-night stand with someone she didn't know.On the wedding day, a few hours…
Six Ways To Sunday
by Juujuu_Sky
[MATURE CONTENT]*Slow burn*-------Life has unexpected ways of turning things from 0 to 180 degrees in just a matter of seconds. Charlotte was mourning her husband's sudden demise with the only daughter they had, Aurora. And as if the pain of losing him wasn't enough, Derek, the boss of the dead man, came out of nowhere, to demand a mind blowing amount as a debt the man owed him. But meanwhile, he would take Aurora, their only daughter, with him, till Charlotte paid every penny. -Derek, a young m…
Ways to handle this little demon (bl)
by snowflake248
For him, this world is the very definition of cruelty and hell, an existence that should be utterly devastated and wiped out once and for all. If he couldn't have peace, then no one was allowed to have it, just as his whole life was an absolute nightmare, each and every life of these humans had to be eternal nightmare. Demon King, Zhang Long wei, spent his whole life holding onto this so-called the world's most reasonable logic of his. To the whole cultivational world, he was such a great calami…
1000 Ways To Woo My Crush
by The Cat That Forgets To Breathe
The new book, "The Arrogant and Cute Princess: Your Highness is so Cunning" has been published -- back then, she was innocent and naive, doing everything she could, hoping that he would notice her.Later on, in her anger and embarrassment, she snapped: "Chen Yiran, take your hands off me. Do you think I’m still that ignorant young girl?"With a devilish smile, he leaned in to seal her lips with his and whispered: "Hmm... you've long since become an innocent woman."
WARRIOR WAYS
by Ghostvillain
Kai was a cripple who couldn’t cultivate energy, but a tragic event which took his parent life and also create an opportunity for him to take another path to cultivate happened.The path he took was to cultivate the body and mind. His body will break all cultivation logic, and with his thought he will control all form of energy within heaven earth.With a thought he will become a devil, with a thought he will become a god with a thought he will become a mortal and with a thought he will become a u…
99 Ways to Tame Lady Boss
by little_starr
WARNING: FL finds pleasure in the miseries of her enemies.Don't expect Angelina to be an angel. Angelina Hunt is a true hunter, so stay out of her way.She is a successful businesswoman, her hobby is making money, and her life goal is to become a super rich lady.After reaching the pinnacle of her career, a few reporters asked her the following questions:Reporter: "What kind of life partner do you want, Miss Hunt?" Angelina: "He must be good-looking. He should not be more wealthy than I am, and he…
Ways on How to Confess
by BerriApplepi
"Til death do us part..."Once in a while, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairytale.Violet is a family-oriented woman who is willing to do anything just to repay her grandfather's kindness. She once believed in love until her fiance betrayed her. Just when she thought that everything was going bad, a fairy godfather appeared in her life and paved a path for a new love.---Author: BerriApplepiIG: @berriapplepiDiscord: https://discord.gg/z56kkGG Donate: paypal.me/berriapple…
Hello, Riska
by aprilwriters
Adult Romance—Action.“Live must go on, but you don't let me move on.”Meira Aurora, si model majalah dewasa yang namanya terkenal seantero Universitas Malaka dalam predikat buruk, sebab pekerjaannya mendapat stigma negatif dari manusia di kalangan kampus. Bagi semua mahasiswa, Meira terlalu menggiurkan, kalau bagi mahasiswinya Meira terlalu menjijikan. Mereka bahkan mengira kalau Meira sering melakoni make out dengan dosen agar nilainya naik.Ada satu hari di mana seorang mahasiswa pemimpin organi…
The Prophet's Ways Of Destruction
by DONT_TOUCH_ME
(In Hiatus, in editing process)"Waking up as a prophet with this goddamn vision of mine is already annoying. And now you are telling me to save this hopeless world? The hell with these fools! I would rather act as a villain than accept this fate of mine!"A repetitive role; as God's "Left eye," Seon Vel'Seol had to experience a relentless cycle in which she was able to foresee the future of others, yet never for herself. With each world's ending seen, her purpose ends in death, followed by rebirt…
Say I Do
by peachesandme
Seeing an omega owning a business is already odd in their society, what more an omega CEO? Klyde Rehan has always been the odd one. Used to defying everything that comes his way, even his parents. Tell him he can’t do something and he’ll prove you wrong. He’s been handling his company well for the past years despite many people’s opposition with him being the CEO. He is capable. He can handle it. Until he can’t. People from his company has been screwing him over, desperate to see his downfall. B…
Swing Both Ways
by Shawna Jeanne
At 28, Jenny Wilson’s career takes off when she lands a job as office manager for an architect firm. But her personal life is nowhere near as successful. A number of guys seem interested in her, but the only one she’s interested in is Eric Thomas. He’s witty, fun, and drop-dead sexy ... and in a committed relationship with hot construction foreman, Mike Lewis.<br><br>How can Jenny hope to compete with that? The way Eric flirts with her only makes matters worse. Does he like her, or is he only be…