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The Damned Demon
by Resurgent
Died a Hero, Reborn as a Demon...The strongest Hero in the world killed the Demon King, the most powerful demon ever to appear on Earth. He achieved something which no other hero could ever do.But alas, the Hero never expected his own girlfriend, his own friends, and the organization he trusted to suddenly turn against him and try to kill him. It was the cruelest blow he was ever dealt in his life.He still didn’t give up and tried to stand his ground, but they had come prepared, and he was caugh…
Damn, I Have to Marry the Strongest Antagonist at the Start?
by Sesame_Cookies
WPC June 2024 Winner----------------------------What would you do, if you could transmigrate to the anime you designed?Upon transmigrate to the anime world, Owen found himself standing at the edge of the arena. A tall, coldly beautiful figure held a staff, arrogantly surveying the crowd!At this moment, the system sounded![Ding, please choose: 1. Challenge on stage to receive a god-tier reward 2. Abandon the challenge and lose 50% HP!]Challenge![Ding, congratulations to the Host for obtaining a …
Damn, How could my family be so wealthy?!
by Grape Orange 8
After the college entrance exam, Su Mu, who comes from an ordinary family and works as a waiter in a hotel, accidentally breaks a priceless antique.The exorbitant compensation fee immediately sends Su Mu into a panic.With no other option, he reluctantly calls his father, Su Ruizhi, for help.Su Ruizhi said, "Son, don't panic. Let me tell you the truth. In fact, our family has assets worth billions, and even the luxury hotel where you work belongs to our family!"Ding! [Thirty million has been depo…
Damned Healer
by Suiyan
Darian was born cursed. He can see the past lives of everyone... but only the darkest sins they've ever committed.Surrounded by demons disguised as people, he locked himself away from the world.His only light... was the love of his family.Until... they took everything from him.That day, Darian awakened.He abandoned his fear. His sanity. His hope.He didn’t need any of that.He would take whatever he wanted.Destroy everything in his path.Devour every enemy.In a future where humanity found life beyo…
Damn, I Awakened With A Horror System!
by Master_OfDao
A sudden and unprecedented event occurred and took place on Earth.A fissure instantly appeared in the clear blue sky, revealing a void devoid of any light beyond, instantly covering the whole planet, leaving no Life, no Hell, and no Paradise behind...Hence the start of a new chaos and a great beginning of life devoid of any hope began.In this apocalypse and lawless world without any limits set upon its beings, a silent dark wisp took form.A wisp that was bound to become the Horror of All was bor…
Damn! I Fall in Love With Him
by PurpleLight
[Completed]After waking up from a coma, Mel discovers she can control machines and computers. With this power, she seeks revenge for her mother's death and aims to build her empire.Yet, her path takes an unforeseen turn as she encounters the CEO of the top company in the country. Their worlds collide, and love suddenly grows in her heart.***"Do you like me?" Mel asks. She tries to give him a hint to express his feelings right away.This dangerous man is so cautious.Instantly, Andrew looked at her…
On The Path Of Cultivation To Become God
by Lord_Olethros
The Chaos War, a time when even the gods fought for survival, was an unexpected and cataclysmic event. The reasons for its occurrence remain shrouded in mystery, and in the new era, all traces of the world before the war have been erased from existence.The universe, the immortal realm, and even the domain of the gods were all affected, and no one was spared from the aftermath of the conflict. The beings who lived before the war are now known as ancient gods, and their legends continue to captiva…
Rise of a Football God
by GREAT
It all started on 28, May, 2011…A football game was played, an unforgettable memory was created, and a dream was born with it.‘I want to play ball!’It all ended on 12, May, 2018…Another football game was played, another unforgettable memory was created, and a dream was killed with it.And it all changed on 18, December, 2022…Another football game was played, another unforgettable memory was created, and with it, a miracle was created.{Your plea for a miracle has been answered!}{Congratulations! Y…
Cursed Bride Of The Damned Vampire King
by Pluma_W143
"I can't be your meal..." Jacquelyn pleaded, trying to reason with the man who was supposedly her husband.His grin widened, curling into a mischievous smile, revealing his razor-sharp fangs. "And why is that?" he asked.Jacquelyn knew she had to use her brain with this one. "I am your wife... you can't eat me," she said, hoping to appeal to whatever humanity was left in him."Makes it even better," was his cold response.Jacquelyn's legs trembled; she couldn't think of any culture or tradition wher…
Damn, I recarneted As A Judge in Fantasy World
by White_Devil1
One moment, Lucas closed his eyes to sleep. The next, he opened them to find himself not in his bedroom, but in a courtroom.Even more startling, he was in a different body.Lucas was confused, but there was no time to dwell on it.Why?Because...."Your Honour, please sentence him to death!" the prosecutor demanded, looking directly at Lucas, who was seated on the judge's bench.'It seems I have become a judge.' Lucas realized.--------[Note:- There will be no Harem, If you want ONLY Harem then this b…
Reluctant Hero: Damn Protagonist, Why Are You So Useless?
by eprins
After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he…
Damn it, I'm surrounded by childhood sweethearts
by Cat's Previous Life
Playing under the plum trees and riding on bamboo, those were the days of joyful play. It was when they first met.She was not shy but innocently charming, standing before the breeze with her hair flowing, her complexion as creamy as curds.After waking up, Xu Qingfan had returned to 20 years earlier, to the year 2002.That year, the sky was very blue, the clouds were very white, and the wind was very noisy.That year, his Childhood Sweetheart hadn't gone abroad, their parents hadn't gone grey, and …
Damn it! You Call This Beast Taming?
by Big Big Panda
Chu Feng was transmigrated to a world of tamers, where everyone would gain their unique tamer talent at the age of 16.With the tamer talent, one could create a tamer space and form a contract with a beast.Chu Feng was shocked when he learned that he had gained the SSS-rank tamer talent.“Hah! My tamer talent is C-rank strengthening class! Behold! The Spirit Multiplier!”“I have the B-rank talent, Flame Fusion! It’ll be a piece of cake for me to tame a flame beast!”“I can enhance my beast’s battle …
Mechanic Cultivator: Damn! His and Her Souls Got Swapped?!
by SeraphWedd
Two souls from different worlds met in a weird twist of fate.An antisocial male mechanic walks the path of solitude while aiming to become the top designer of giant robots of mass destruction, Doppels. However, the jealousy of his surroundings caused an unfortunate "accident," leading him to the brink of death.An evil female cultivator sets out on a path of revenge after getting betrayed by the whole world. However, she was given a chance to redo her life once again from the moment she started h…
Damn it! Let's smash the darkness together!
by Roll it again tomorrow
In the post-apocalyptic era, amidst the wasteland and chaos, the great path reaches the heavens.Mad Outer Gods, uncontrollable cursed cultivation methods, extraordinary martial artists facing ominous old age... Above the starry sky, deities circle, and below, ghosts roam at night!In this doomsday scenario, Xu Shu carries the "Primordial Scroll" and transmigrates. Through a simulation game, he achieves one exclusive accomplishment after another, seeking a sliver of hope for survival.The ten-day a…
Sleeping on a Bench
by A.N. Ellard
River's husband is in a coma, and River is putting on a tiring act of pretending to care. When he meets the charming and quirky Luke by chance in the hospital garden, he receives a pick-me-up like no other.<br><br>Luke is a traveler who never stays in a town more than two months. He's searching for something to dedicate his heart to again after leaving behind his prior life. He and River hit it off well and start an intimate relationship while Luke is in town.<br><br>It doesn't take long for Luk…
I Hacked the Damned System
by ItsHashi
[Winner in WPC July 2023 Contest!][Slight Smut - Fast Paced - System]***Synopsis:It all started as another VRMMORPG, Emberhorn, was released out to the world. With it, came all sorts of adventures such as leveling up your stats, killing monsters as you venture through dungeons, slaying dragons, getting noble ranks, and in other words, living in it.That’s exactly what Adrenoid did. He wasted the rest of his years strapped to the headset as the addict for adventure that he was, doing nothing but p…
Reincarnation of a living god
by zad1333
In Alfan the world where the (un)fortunate protagonist of this story finds himself, are there at any point in time 5 living gods, if one should die a new one is added to the mix, thought the history of Alfan there have been many living gods in the world appearing as hero's, king's and queen's, master chef's, tyrants, or as completely unknown people.join Mars as he sets out on a journey to explore Alfan to find out what kind of living god he wants to be.as soon as he gets there that is.Volume 2 g…
Bench in the Park
by Ando_Ajo
Tidak semua orang mendapat kesempatan kedua dalam hidup, namun tak sedikit pula yang justru menggunakan kesempatan yang diberikan itu hanya untuk memuaskan nafsu keduniawian saja.Begitupula yang terjadi pada Keisha. Mengkhianati orang yang justru berperan besar dalam mengangkat kehidupan, bahkan rasa percaya dirinya.Dan saat semua sudah terlanjur terjadi, kata maaf dan penyesalan tentu tidak lagi berguna, sebab karma itu menyakitkan.