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Surprise Marriage to a Billionaire
by Eustoma_Reyna
The contract says she can’t share his bed, but nothing stops him from getting into hers…*Rain Clayton’s life takes an unexpected turn when she discovers she’s suddenly married to a billionaire named Alexander Lancaster, a powerful and dangerously captivating man who wants their marriage over before it even begins...Raised by a family that never cared for her and desperate to avoid a twisted arranged marriage, Rain seizes this unexpected twist of fate. Her new husband might be a cold-hearted bill…
Cultivation: When you take things to the extreme
by Forget to wear a vest
Having crossed into the Immortal Cultivation World and finding himself at the very bottom, struggling to survive, Xu Yang discovered he possessed a special golden finger. As long as he persisted in any single activity, he could gain the power to transform the decayed into the miraculous.Eating: Stabilize the Foundation and Cultivate Essence, strengthen the body, extend lifespan…Sleeping: Nourish and accumulate energy, be as vigorous as a dragon or a tiger, Eternal Youth…Breathing: Turtle breathi…
To Love A Villain
by _Chickennugget
"Leave, you're free. Don't ever come back here again." She said, hoping he wouldn't return and she'll get to live Hael was shocked, "Are you abandoning me, My Lady?"Corvina Cory lived her first life like a typical villainess and the consequences of her actions were pretty obvious. She died at the hands of the person she was in love with. Yet she gets a second chance at her first life even though she didn't want it. She didn't want to face the man she was madly in love with again and she definite…
I'll Add Points To All Things
by Endless World
Su Yang was an average university student in Shanghai when he received a system that allowed him to add points to things. The point system provided him with missions and by clearing them, he would gain points. Add a point into an object, the object will receive a special ability; add a point into a plant, the plant will come alive; add points on himself, he will get talents or superpowers.With the mysterious point system in hand, Su Yang aimed to become rich and alter his fate. On his path towar…
To Bewitch a Devil
by zhiruyi
What are the odds that Zavian, the son of the devil, would fall for the only woman whose destiny is to destroy him?In the beginning of time, war broke out between the fallen angels and the devil, and the devil was defeated and cast into the underworld. During the war, Zavian, the devil’s son, turned against his father and joined hands with the other demons to defeat him, which made the devil kill his son's wife as a punishment for betraying him.But 500 years later, there appeared a woman slave w…
To Love A River
by LouLou2
In a dystopian future where Vampires emerged from the shadows in order to stop humanity from becoming extinct, a young woman with a dark past meets a charismatic stranger.As time goes by Private Love Aikawa of military Unit 4-7, finds that she may not be as human as she first thought.Battling rogue vampires, mutated creatures and her own past, Love works to unravel the mysteries behind the secretive Helsing unit, and tries to become the bridge between humans and vampires in a world filled with d…
Sold to a Prince!
by Yolohy
In the land of magic and beasts, Sylvia was betrayed by her family and sold off as a slave. She was expecting the worst, but fortunately, it was a handsome prince who had ‘bought’ her! Who doesn’t love a charming, benevolent, and kind prince, not to mention ridiculously handsome? But, little did Sylvia know that the charming handsome prince was no angel but rather a devil in disguise! The calm, kind and good-hearted Sylvia found herself slowly changing under the devil's influence but worst of al…
My Boy Finally Say Yes to Me
by Jiong Jiong You Yao
At age 3, she knew who she wanted to marry. At age 10, she gave away her first kiss. At age 20, she became his personal bodyguard. For her childhood best friend to still run away after all this, what was the point of her learning marital art all these years? The saddest thing to come out of all this was the fact that she was the one feeling burdened all this time…Five years later. “Mommy! How come I am so cute but I do not have a daddy?”“How should I know? Go ask your daddy!”Xia Yuxun watched th…
Can We Say No to Divorce?
by Lazy Color
Bei Ran lay on the operating table, Gu Qingchen was her surgeon. His eyes, deep as the Aegean Sea, gazed at her: "Honey, it's been four years since we got married, and you're still afraid of me?"Honey? Last night he already threw a divorce agreement at her, what right does he have to call her that?In City A, Gu Qingchen is a long-lasting legend. He is a leading figure in the medical field and a major shareholder in a Fortune 500 company, capable of great influence in the business world.He only n…
I Just Called To Say I Love You
by Shining
"Sir, we have an appointment with Mr Jones within fifteen minutes," Amy Miller said"Cancel it, I don't want to be late for my own marriage," Andy Francis said"Wait? What? Are you getting married? With whom? Why we are not informed?" Amy asked anxiously"I think I'm the boss," Andy said"Sorry sir," Amy said and lowered her head"Okay fine, let's go," Andy said before holding her wrist"where?""How can I marry without a bride?" Andy said while moving out of the office with Amy.....Well, Do you ever h…
MARRIED TO A STRANGER
by jikanyotomare
“Aku rasa, kita tidak bisa melakukan ‘itu’ dulu, karena kau masih dalam tahap pemulihan…” Hailee menjawab ragu- ragu, berusaha mencari alasan yang masuk akal untuk situasinya sekarang. “Bulsh*t,” Ramon merutuk dan turun dari tempat tidur mereka yang luar biasa mewah. Dengan langkah tidak sabar, pria itu menghampiri Hailee, seperti pemburu yang akan menangkap buruannya. “Aku akan buktikan kalau aku baik- baik saja. Lebih dari baik.” Dia menegaskan kata terakhirnya sambil tersenyum penuh arti. “…”…
To Be a Demon Prince
by droopyghost
Accused of being a terrorist, Montana Mills had been driven out of his home. Seeking vengeance, he ran to an organization to train and hunt down the person who stole his identity. However, things take a turn for the worse when the person ends up being a witch.Witch… they are the people who received powers from demons in exchange for helping the demons propagate sins. Rendering the normal weapons useless against their kind, the witches only have a few fears. Montana Mills is just an ordinary pers…
Mated To A Vampire
by DIVINE
LONELINESS...... HATRED...... REVENGE..... those were the emotions Axel felt when he lost his mate to the cold hands of the Vampire King. His best friend and moon goddess, Selena takes pity on him and decides to assign him a new mate,one who matched his charisma and character. Unfortunately for our Alpha Lord, the only lady who fits this trait is Sydney, the only daughter of the Vampire King. Axel was never going to accept her. How could he accept the daughter of his worst enemy as his ma…
Dare To Love A Dragon
by precious_pruddy
[ #Gold Winner WPC 173]Alexander the prince of Arimelari was cursed by a witch as a child to live as a half-dragon and half-human. He would turn into a dragon by day and human by night.This was due to magic being outlawed by his father and witches being killed. The royal physicians have tried all but he can't be cured unless he breaks the curse.The only way to break the curse is by the hands of the person who is destined to kill him. According to the very witch who cursed him, his bane had the m…
To Love a Monster
by Garessta
He is a dark abyss—it should not be so tempting to fall in.***To be a Lock is to be a conductor between ordinary and abnormal, between reason and insanity. It is to be a keyhole that lets one peek into the Great Beyond, and a part of the door that opens the world. It is to be sought, and hunted, and seduced by all who crave power.The magic is unnatural to this world, yet humans still fly towards arcane knowledge like moths towards a flame. Creatures of nightmares prowl just beyond the veil that …
To Be or Not To Be A Family
by DaoistxYTRJ0
[NOTICE: SILVER WINNER OF WRITING PROMPT CONTEST 235 - FEMALE LEAD - FAMILY] Ashma never knew her father. Her mother and maternal granddad are the only family she knows. She hates her father as he left her mother after she became pregnant out of wedlock. But her mother made sure that she grows up into an independent woman. She is a world-renowned fashion designer. Suddenly she gets news of another family of her fathers as her half-sister seeks her out. Everyone in the new family loves her except…
DOOMED TO BE A VILLAIN
by Sphire1707
***On Hiatus...*** Regular updates will be resuming on 25th January 2024...Thank you for your patience and Davies will be back soon.Davies had just been transmigrated… but he wasn’t happy about it.After all, it was now his fifth life, fourth transmigration, the third time he’s been betrayed and murdered, his second…(oh well… no more lines)Davies: Hey! Where are my second and first times…Author: I already said I have no more lines, so shut up and let me finish the synopsis!…After realizing that h…
THINGS TO SAY....BUT COULDN'T....
by Vaibhav_Tripathi_6888
In this story you will get to know how a boy named SIDDHARTH got a crush on a girl named VIDYA when they were young and got seprated when VIDYA'S parent's decided to change her school and after 6 years how they met again........
Fated to a human
by joelien_malan
Haylie never expected her life to take a supernatural turn. One ordinary night out with her best friend became the catalyst for everything to change. That was the night she met Liam—a man unlike anyone she'd ever known.Haylie was drawn to Liam's charm, but she couldn’t have guessed the secret he carried: he was a wolf shifter. Her world unraveled further when she discovered the truth about her own family. The mother she lost at just five years old had also possessed a wolf side, a heritage Hayli…