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The Highway to Hell
by JorieDS
Aaron (MC) sells his soul to Lucifer (ML) to be his friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes he genuinely likes him. Since he can't renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millennia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan's #1------The main character here is Aaron and thanks to the support of family and the devil himself, he will ge…
August Technology System
by Microwave
A Divine intellect walks amongst the mortal world, who happens to be a self-proclaimed King and well - the King blesses the peasants with his inventions.Not a serious novel what so ever. Expect updates randomly. This is what I write on when I get bored writing other novels. Do not expect a lot of "System" mechanics. I hate those and think that the system is best written out of view from the reader. The System here is literally Godlike. The only limits that exist are those you - the readers impos…
The Voidlands
by Microwave
Thousands of Knights entered,Ten of Thousands of Warriors entered,Hundreds of Thousands Men entered,Few return. The impossible phenomena - the World Beyond. Before the unknown became known. There were those who journeyed into the unknown, the explorers, the pioneers - the legendary knights.The First Legion, the Legion of the Brave.The Second Legion, the Legion of the Warriors.The Third Legion, the Legion of the Heroes.Legions all filled with brave men. Legions all filled with brave warriors.Leg…
Backwards Journey
by Microwave
Will not be updated for the foreseeable future. Planning on finishing in a few years when I am a better author.
Snowed In: Dane and Heath
by Rafe Jadison
Dane Sanders was a great boss. He was sexy; he whistled. He even brought Heath candy the first time they had to stay late working at Pristine Mortgage.<br><br>Unfortunately, all that changed the night Snowstorm Satan, or whatever they named it, hit the suburbs of DC. No longer was Dane Sanders sexy -- he was an arrogant jerk who thought they should stay late just to get some stupid loans out.<br><br>At least that’s what Heath thinks at first. But Dane lets out a few juicy secrets, and after thei…
Wholly Undead
by Voidmirage
Are we ever wholly dead? Completely dead? Jack has lived a lonely sad life, and we follow him into death! Follow Jack's journey into death, where he finds that death isn't the end, but just the beginning.After death, Jack awakes in a new world, very alien from our own, in every way one can imagine. As some things change, others do not; is it human nature that is vile or do all intelligent beings become a slave to their ambitions.Jack finds himself the ruler of an undead kingdom. Furthermore, he …
The Otaku's Odyssey: Reincarnated with a Grand System
by Shadow_garden
WSA Entry****Alex, born into the illustrious and undeniably gifted Smith family, was a stark anomaly. While his siblings excelled in everything from music to sports, h e was a blank canvas, utterly talentless. This ostracized him, making him a target for his family's disdain and bullying from his classmates. Finding solace only in the world of anime, Alex retreated into his room, spending days in a state of squalor, fueled by ramen and the fantasy worlds on his screen. One day, while attempting …
(The Magicians) I Reincarnated as Quentin Coldwater
by Gamer_Ghost
A man gets electrocuted by Microwave-kun. Ends up dieing and comes to a in a dark place to be born into the world of The Magicians.
Saturday Nights (bxb)
by Annoying_Microwave
Alex has spent all his life trying to convince himself he is NOT gay. Greene has spent all his life accepting that he IS. Now all he wants to do is show Alex how green the grass is on the other side, but can he be involved with him, and protect him from his other life; a life of guns, drugs and secrets?
When the Wind Returned to Garden City
by Kinasalin
Li Anzu’s Very Serious, Totally Professional Notes(a.k.a. Abstract for “When the Wind Returned to Garden City”)Let me be honest I didn’t believe in any of this No lights, No future, No hope That was my very educated projection for Garden City And yet~The mayor — that guy with too-sharp cheekbones and zero sense of work-life balancehe built wind From silence From the ruin of things we stopped believing in With math Side note: while he was reinventing sustainable power and rebuilding public trust…
Boss'd Again: Diary of a Reformed Final Boss
by BananaPeel_Group
About the Book:When Max, a regular gamer with a knack for getting into weird situations, unexpectedly dies in a freak accident involving a microwave and a toaster, he finds himself reincarnated into his favorite video game. But not just any character—he's the final boss, a terrifyingly overpowered villain named Vortax the Devourer.Armed with a new, grotesque body and a laundry list of heinous abilities, Max has one goal: avoid being the evil overlord he's destined to be. Instead, he wants to tur…
Steins;Gate
by EnergyConserver
Driven by an unquenchable thirst for scientific exploration, Rintarou Okabe is a nonconformist researcher who joins forces with scatterbrained Mayuri Shiina and roommate Itaru Hashida to create the Future Gadget Laboratory. This team of ambitious scientists hopes to develop amazing technological advancements beyond human comprehension. Sadly, their most notable gadget is a microwave that turns bananas into green goo.Rintarou sets his sights on time travel when he attends a lecture given by neuro…
My unexpected fate (One Shot)
by Vainerd
Vincent, he really love science. He always invent many thing using his own things. Microwave using some aluminium, refrigerator using only some copper alloys. He's considered by his friends, his colleagues, until he is called the Mad Scientist. He then made something that considered the first in the the human's invention history. What is the thing he built?
My Roommate is a Time Traveler... Who Forgot Everything!
by Sad_Writer
Yuuto Tanaka’s life takes an unexpected turn when Nina, a clueless time traveler with no memory of who she is or how she got there, shows up at his door. Now, Yuuto must try to teach her everything about modern life—from how to use a smartphone to what a microwave does—while dealing with the hilarious disasters she causes along the way. The only thing more confusing than time travel? Nina’s attempts to survive in the present!
Big beers
by OatsANDbarley3101
A group of adults bored with life get together and after many years of research put together there minds and come up with a new kind of microwave machine.....bit of a lead balloon...but for some unknown reason, the microwave teleports them to land full of amber ale beer cans towering above them. [There is then a Christian message to the reader that I’m working on] do I then use my microwave and it happens to me??? Then I might be a character myself with all of us confronted by big beers and hol…
I Got Reincarnated… With a System That Hates Me?
by hanbbj
Mason Hollow was a professional failure. Jobless, broke, and still living with his parents at 23, his greatest accomplishment was managing to microwave pizza without burning it. Then one morning, he was tragically (and hilariously) killed by a falling mini-fridge delivered by a rogue drone.End of story?Not quite.Mason wakes up in a dark void…With a system.A powerful, world-shaping, hero-enhancing system.Too bad it wasn’t meant for him.Now stuck with S.A.S.S. — the System for Absolute Survival Su…
No Deaths Allowed
by StryderAdon
Daron Finley wasn't the weakest student to exist in his school, but he was weak. Inheriting a body physique from his parents that enhanced his normal human capabilities helped in some ways. But without an ability domain, he could not grow his strength.His parents never had high hopes for him. They knew it was impossible without an ability domain. But they did their best to take care of him, even if their jobs had to have them travel a lot.Archeology had boomed with the discovery of ability domai…
Please, Don't Be Afraid of Me
by Meimei_Mayu
20XX Japan is filled with technology of all kinds, ranging from microwaves to advertisements in the sky. Although this world is filled with such high technology, that hasn't stopped monsters from existing. Kaito, age 17, feels like he isn't your average 17-year-old. Most can run, laugh, and even find girlfriends, but Kaito feels non-existent a majority of the time. He is always tired. His hair is already white. And worst of all, he likes the cutest girl in his class, Sakura Uchiyama. The only pr…
The God of Dark Academy
by Jup1ter_
Ethan Cross was just an average guy—until a mysterious letter arrived, sealed with black wax and smelling of ozone. It was an invitation to Nocturna Arcanum, the infamous Dark Academy, where only the most promising (or dangerous) minds are chosen to study the Ten Schools of Magic:Alchemy (Transmutation of matter)Incantations (Words of raw power)Charms (Enchantments & illusions)Rituals (Sacred and profane ceremonies)Potions (Liquid sorcery)Necromancy (Whispers of the dead)Demonology (Bargains wit…