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Bastards Ascension: A Playground of Gods
by The_Broken_Author
He wasn’t some chosen hero.Not the golden boy in prophecy.He was just Kieran Marcoth—a boy born on the wrong side of fate,A mistake, a misfit.Not blessed by heaven.Too stubborn for hell.And now…Thrown onto a battlefield meant for gods.The world had already been broken long before he came into it.People sinned, as they always do—And one day, the sky finally answered.The day God turned away,Everything fell.Cities burned.Families vanished.The silence afterward was louder than any explosion.But even…
Villain : Conquest
by Lone_Raut_
Author: Lone RautSynopsis (Narrated by Deadpool’s Chaotic Cousin Who Forgot to Take Their Meds):Alright, gather ‘round, folks! Let me spin you a tale so dark it’ll make your therapist retire. Picture this: Yours truly was just another fancy-pants “man of culture” on a serial killer’s hit list—because apparently, collecting rare books and quoting Nietzsche makes you a target. Who knew? (Spoiler alert: I died. Surprise!) But death? Nah, that’s just the opening act. Instead of sweet oblivion, I wo…
Innocent Until Proven Guilty
by slowestcook
"Speaking of knowing things…" Kyle said slowly, "You still haven't given me a chance to tell my story.""I know," said Andrea. "I was having too much fun speculating. Finding you like this is a gift, and I don't want to tear the wrapping off all at once. ‘Building up the anticipation makes it better.’"Kyle blinked again, then gave a quiet snort of recognition at his own words being thrown back at him."So what is your speculation?" Kyle asked."Oh I don't know, probably something utterly disappoint…
Dead Man's punchline
by Iaquino
los dioses lo traicionaron. sus hermanos lo masacraron. su familia fue destruida ante sus ojos. ahora, con un corazón ennegrecido por odio y una sonrisa que oculta su locura.
Harem in the prime universe : I became a star in a sitcom show
by Sirsleepsalot
God directed his own sitcom showbiz, which is the prime universe, and had characters that played each of his attributes. An unforseen twig in his plotline, got Seymour, a 29-year-old bachelor pianist, entwined in this cosmic comedy that led to his untimely demise and reincarnation in a world beyond his own."You see, Seymour, I weave the laws of infinite realities in the prime universe. It's all part of my job as God's actor." The goddess spoke. "Will you be the hero that saves the punchline?"Unb…
The Villain's Dead Wife
by Flower_Ashesh
As a kid, Grandma's stories were all about a lovesick maid and a prince, thwarted by a villain who never quit. But here I am, waking up in a princess gown that weighs a ton, with flaming red hair and eyes like bling-bling. Seriously, universe?Turns out, I'm Meredia Seraphine Valtoria, the forgettable princess of Dukedom Saltorra. The punchline? I'm already dead in this story, a ghostly cameo before it even starts! Thanks, fate.But no more Miss Nice Princess. Royalty? Nah. Impending doom? Not my …
Wings Of Deception
by The_handsome_fatty
Guys here is my pitch.....In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat?Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he d…
Harem Quest: Love or Escape?
by NAVIRUNAVIII
How do I know that a goddess wrote that awful harem novel? don't blame me if i give a bad review!Inuzuka Kai thought criticizing a cheesy harem novel was the worst thing he’d do all day—until the goddess who wrote it appears, furious, and traps him inside her cringe-worthy world. Now, he’s forced to live out every cheesy romance trope he can’t stand. Can Kai survive the world’s most over-the-top love story? Or will he end up stuck as the punchline of the worst plot ever created?
Rice's Daily Chuckles
by xRicex
Step into the world of mirth and merriment with "Rice Joke's," a side-splitting joke book that guarantees endless laughter for readers of all ages! Packed with an assortment of rib-ticklers, puns, one-liners, and witty wordplay, this collection promises to bring joy and cheer to anyone who flips its pages.Join us on a hilarious journey as we traverse through various topics and settings, from the groan-worthy to the sidesplittingly funny. Each chapter focuses on a different theme, ranging from an…
Ryan Hawkins- A man with 3million egos
by Kenydayrain
They say every story deserves a happy ending.But life? It's not a fairytale.Hi, I’m Ryan Hawkins.Professional sad boy. Part-time ego hoarder.Full-time clown with a brain tumor.This is the story of how I got scammed, fell in love, turned into a hacker, and accidentally unlocked 3 million egos inside my head.Yes—literal egos.Don’t ask.At first, it’s all jokes and chaos.Fake confidence. Petty revenge.Punchlines to hide the pain.But somewhere along the way,you’ll see what I was really trying to do:M…
Lover.exe: Page not found
by Grimmshade
Ethan is the high school joke, a walking punchline for everyone in the cafeteria. Taunted and humiliated daily, his insecurities have reached a breaking point. Just when he's ready to give up on himself, he stumbles upon Loving.exe, a mysterious app that promises to create the perfect connection. Skeptical but desperate, Ethan clicks.Enter Mia: beautiful, kind, and eerily perfect. She knows Ethan’s pain, his secrets, even his enemies. But as she begins to "fix" his life, things take a dark turn.…
Rank:Zero
by Daoistp9zAKI
Sera Vane is a sixteen-year-old "Rank Zero," openly labeled the worst rank in a culture that ranks everything in its pursuit of power. In the city of Velatrix, rankings dictate all aspects of life—school placement, social status, even access to clean water or decent housing. For Sera, it's a daily life of invisibility and humiliation at high-status Lunaris High, where walls themselves respond to student rank. She's the one in the gray jacket. The system failure. The punchline. But Sera is not wh…
The god of laugh
by dekublaq
Join Sammy, the unsuspecting mortal with a knack for turning cosmic chaos into comedy, as he navigates the divine realm filled with quirky gods, mischievous goddesses, and magical creatures with attitude. From taming an 8th Tier Flame Lion to trading banter with the mother of all gods, each chapter unfolds with a hilarious twist. Will Sammy conquer the divine challenges or end up as the punchline in the ultimate cosmic comedy? Find out in this laughter-packed odyssey where gods, demons, and Valk…
Echoes of Heaven
by sky_xyn
In a world where the sky bleeds static and ash replaces snow, survival is a cruel joke and Silas is the punchline. He’s a sarcastic, meme-obsessed angel who "quit heaven for artistic freedom." Jaden? Just a guy trying not to die (or catch feelings). Thrown together by a glitching System that rewrites reality like buggy code, they become reluctant allies, then something more but not quite.Together, with a band of chaotic survivors (including one girl who still talks to her dead cat), they battle …
Primal Ascendance: Hunter's Awakening
by NotWhatWhereThere
Daric never wanted to be a hero. Thrown into the Trial Realms with nothing but sarcasm and a shovel, he fights through mutated poultry gods, thunderous duck armies, and literal storms of chaos. With stats rising (barely) and death lurking (always), he’ll either ascend to power... or become the punchline of the universe.
Introspection of Unwritten letters
by Vivlioudotismoon0
What if the universe played a joke on itself… and the punchline was you?Thales awakens with memories he was never supposed to keep—in a world where time is a story, language is a cage, and gods are bound by silence.As a newborn with ancient thoughts, he questions the rules before he can walk, deconstructs fate before he can speak, and seeks The Mystery before he’s ever told the world has meaning.This is not a tale of chosen ones or grand battles.This is the introspection of a child too aware, to…
Keldric's Chaotic Isekai Tale: Bad Stats & An Absurd Gang Of Skeletons
by Kobi_M
Keldric meticulously planned his future as an overpowered isekai hero. He got his wish. Sort of.Instead of a world of epic fantasy, he's been dropped into one that runs on the chaotic principles of cartoon logic.His grand ambitions of defeating demon kings are quickly replaced by more pressing concerns: surviving his new skeleton family’s endless arguments, coaching a dragon on its deadlift form, and demanding better dramatic lighting from uncooperative wizards. In a world where reality itself i…
The 998th Outrider of Death
by EgoForge
[WSA Official Entry]At the brink of death, Kaizen Arakawa was offered a second chance — a new life in a world where gods, demons, and ancient powers lend their powers to the mortals.Naturally, he accepted.Now, thrust into a realm ruled by magic and myth, Kaizen is bound to a mission: recover seven legendary artifacts scattered across the lands. In return, power, purpose, and survival await.But fate has a twisted sense of humor.His patron was Death himself — weakened, forgotten, and barely clingi…
Conquering Moirai
by Miss_Black05
In the tapestry of my existence, my path was predetermined, my fate sealed. It was a bitter pill to swallow, realizing that my happiness was not mine to claim, but rather a pawn in a grand cosmic design.I felt like a marionette, strings tugged by an unseen maestro, dancing to a tune I did not compose. My purpose reduced to a mere sentinel, guarding someone of immense power who had no need for my presence.Ah, how amusing! My entire life, a punchline to an elaborate joke. Alora Smith, a woman of d…