puns with meat
Reawakening with Limitless Mana
by Hayden_Greyhart
The world spat on him because he betrayed humanity and took the side of darkness.His executioner was his best friend and his lover stood on one side, her eyes hollow and devoid of any sympathy. Every single one desired him to vanish. However, the moment his pitiful life came to an end he found himself getting summoned by a Goddess.Kneeling on the ground and requesting for his help,[For the last time, please wear the mantle of our champion again. This world needs you, Clarsen.]So she said.The wor…
Destined with You
by Ni Chengcheng
A meticulously designed conspiracy led her straight into his arms by accident. He, too, grew addicted to caring for her, his love for her bone deep.It was rumored that the sixth young master of the Beiming family was a man raised by wolves—he was vicious and cruel.She nodded tearfully, “Too vicious, too cruel.”“Do you know what the most important attribute of a wolf is?”
Trapped with Tycoon
by Poetri_cantique
It was a late night in Montreux when Jun kept his eyes to Bella. He never felt this kind of emotion run through his vein with these girls.Bella was studying and working part-time in Montreux. Her stepsister chased her out from her homes and sent her to boarding school in Switzerland, as mistress daughter. She never knew that her future would be in the palm of the most powerful tycoon in the world. "It can't be happening" She mumbling as she woke up on Jun bed one morning. She saw a goddess man l…
Billionaires with Benefits
by Rachel_ET
Could lust turn into love?*COMPLETED**Mature Content.**This book is not for young readers.*Paula was arranged to marry William although he already had a lover, Lea. Sounded like a cliche arranged marriage story because he planned not to touch his wife and intended to divorce her one day when his lover returned. However, his plan failed miserably. He did not expect that his wife was an aggressive woman and always demanded her rights as a wife. She had him wrapped around her little finger.Finally,…
Friend With Benefits With My Stepsis' Fiance
by Pretty Ducky
Being his mistress for five years, she never received a hint of genuine affection from him. Finally,when she was about to become a tool of arranged marriage, she left him without hesitation, "Let's end this, I'm tired."But when he saw her hand in hand with her carefully chosen new fiance, he suddenly was overwhelmed with regret.He tightly grasped her wrist with red eyes, his voice hoarse, his tone stubborn: "...You can't marry him, you can't engage with him! love me once more."She brushed away h…
Stuck With You!
by Naijabooks
Childhood Best friends, Joan Afolabi a successful lawyer and Steve Olawale a successful businessman, are forced into an arranged marriage by their parents. Having a drunken one night stand with your best friend was one thing, but marriage? That was completely different and unexpected.Is friendship going to be enough to keep the marriage between Joan who doesn't believe in love or submitting to a man, and Steve a proud womanizer? Or perhaps there was something more than friendship between them? S…
Entangled With Darkness
by Dream10a
'Hell is empty and all the devils are here.' -- Williams Shakespeare---"Should I dip my hands in holy water so I can touch you?" His breath fanned her neck as he spoke close to her ear, causing an anxious shiver to run down her spine.Her eyes widened before narrowing slightly. "You are crazy." She whispered back with a shaking voice."Why?" He asked, awed. His eyes now staring at her."Because you would get burned."---Opposites attract. That’s what everyone says, but light and darkness are two ver…
Return With Skills
by Som_Me
-R18- Modern-Fantasy-Life Changing-Jain Sen is a regular person in his late 20s, living an ordinary life without any real direction. He's single and has never been in a relationship.One night, Jain encounters a Genie who offers him a deal: his soul for the chance to live in a parallel universe that mirrors our own. This universe has one twist: he'll remember everything from his current life, allowing him to anticipate events. Additionally, the Genie provides him with skills and a system that don…
There is no Epic Loot, Only Puns
by Stewart92
She became a dungeon core.Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right?No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.
Waltz with Death
by ThreyaMidnight
"So this is what they mean when they say your life flashes before your eyes when you die."Betrayed. Battered. Broken. Evangeline Vermillion has had enough of her pathetic life. She was young—only in her early 20s—and she had planned to end it all by setting herself on fire. That was how she met Death—cold, dark, tall, and...handsome? Huh. Who knew the Grim Reaper could look like that? He takes her hand and guides her through the In-Between, the sacred realm between the Land of the Living and the…
Vertigo Pun
by WickedSage
he sees you when you're sleepinghe knows when you're awakehe'll measure your dreams with sureness& tickle your terror agape
Dancing with Monsters
by Devilbesideyou666
Have you ever heard the story “The Woman with a Ribbon Around her Neck”? No? Well, aren't you in for a treat. I am a monster; from a long line of monsters. At first, I hated it, I wanted to be nothing more than a normal human... and for a few hundred years I blended in just fine with the rest of you. Mommy issues and all. But with a mother like Pandora, what can you expect? What? You've heard of Pandora? That's cute, she is nothing like how the storied have painted her. But this isn't her story,…
There is No Epic Loot Here, Only Puns (Dungeon)
by H3R0Y
Delta was a teacher who traded her name away for a chance.Now reincarnated as a dungeon core, Delta strives to survive and thrive without becoming a death trap that kills everything, including human beings, like other dungeons. She filled her dungeons with jokes, friendly monsters that could turn deadly if you decided to be violent, mushrooms, more jokes, funny traps, riddles, and most importantly, puns!Her dungeon is also located near the town of Durance, an ordinary-looking town that is actual…
Arranged With Deceit
by Snowflakes
Veronica Wilshire is a famous actress, a celebrity figure that is adored and admired by almost everyone for her graceful yet kind nature. But behind that elegant stature is an independent woman who wants to live her life to the fullest without any restraints, without having anyone like her husband to control her.Aaron Aldridge is a self-established businessman who does not believe in the concept of marriage. If he could, he would love to marry his work and never deal with the complexity of a wom…
CRAZY WITH YOU
by FIFIanNUR31
Judul sebelumnya: Pacaran?! Rindu Senja dan Samudera Timur, adalah sepasang kekasih yang tidak disangka-sangka. Semua orang mengira keduanya tak memiliki hubungan apapun ternyata menjalin kasih? Rindu Senja, gadis 17 tahun terkenal bucin terhadap olahraga bidang badminton. Dan Samudera Timur, pria berusia 17 tahun yang terkenal bucin terhadap buku buku pelajaran. Kisah dua bucin yang menjalin sebuah hubungan, meski jarang berbicara. ***"Rindu, lo cantik banget.. jadi pacar gue yah!"Srekk.. "Jauh…
LIFE WITH UNKNOWN
by Kookie_Gee
"I had been waiting for this adventure for so long! I didn't think it would be…. THIS!" Lia starts to panic; pacing up and down the enormous hall.|Lia Amble the introverted new exchange student gets introduced to a group of people with who she feels an unusual attachment. The group sticks together just to find out their bond is a lot older than they remember. |“This feels so familiar! It is going to drive me nuts!”|They are called to action while the dominating demons threaten to wipe out all of…
A Lone Traveller's PUN-ishment
by DarkSideOfTheSpoon
Alfred's suffering.Now in 4d!