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I Became the Mother of His Child
by Xu Lulu
Trapped as a married woman, she endured, but becoming an abusive mother to her son was unbearable. Her son's biological father also disliked her, something she could not tolerate!Now, she faces a major dilemma: should she keep the door shut and live her small life, or divorce and find a new love with her son? This is a question worth pondering!?【Definitely a pampering tale】ps: This story is fictional, with no historical inquiry, please do not delve deep. Any similarities are purely coincidental.…
I've Gone Viral Because of a Money-Saving Variety Show
by KinderPartTimer
To win a grand prize of five million, Chen Xixi signed up for a variety show called 'Saving Battle'.As the show began, other guests were scrimping and saving by eating the cheapest instant noodles or even starving. But Chen Xixi got a pound of eggs for free during a pharmacy event and even managed to score ten free lunches!The internet exclaimed: This lady really knows how to freeload!While other participants were too thrifty to buy cosmetics, Chen Xixi managed to have makeup without spending a …
Immortal Taoist Lord: My Cultivation Have No Limits
by Warhammer Ranking
After traveling to a world of cultivators, Su Yu becomes a member of a common cultivation family's collateral branch, with his cultivation talent evolving from remarkably average to an unsurpassable prodigy of the Daoism.With a proficiency panel embedded within him, he defies all limitations of the Spiritual Root and enlightenment, all he needs is to consistently cultivate from nine-to-five to accumulate proficiency and enhance his strength.There are no bottlenecks in his cultivation. After stea…
Perverted Daddy System
by PinkCulture
“What the fuck? What is going on? Have I completely lost it?”As I stare panicky at the dot unable to decide what to do, the white dot disappears and a line of text appears in its place.[Installing files. 1% done…]As I watch the text in shock, the percentage gradually increases. […2%...3%...4%...]I move to the living room in a zombie-like manner, too shocked to think clearly and lie down on the couch.“Something is wrong with me; I think I finally lost my sanity…”[…12%...13%...14%...]Unable to…
Ling Tian Sword God
by Great Virtues of the Bamboo Grove
Ling Chen, the number one prodigy in the Martial World, lost all his cultivation and martial arts when his sect encountered a major disaster. On the brink of death, Ling Chen accidentally obtained the divine martial arts text, ‘’Ling Tian Sword Scripture‘’, and was able to repair his meridians. From then on, he began to understand the Sword Way, condense the Sword Heart, comprehend the Sword Intent, and ultimately became a Sword God of his generation!
Secretly Married to the Ice-Cold CEO
by Nan Xing
Mr. Gu, I have a crush on you######Recommending a new book: "Empire Master, You Are Mine"(The main text is completed, feel free to dive in) "Mr. Gu, I indeed have a crush on you. I'm not very brave, and I dare to say such words of liking you only once. If you have not the slightest bit of that kind of feeling towards me, then I will resign right now.""Very well, An Junxi, no one has ever dared to threaten me.""...So, what now?""You have provoked someone you shouldn't have. Stay where you are, I …
Saving the World in an Apocalypse-Style Text Game
by Senior Brother The Sword Crafter
Lin Xun unintentionally downloads a text game called "Book of Salvation".Leveling up and taking adventures is just standard procedure.Not only can he bring game items into reality, but he discovers that he can also bring game characters into the real world…Although the game difficulty is hellish, luckily, Lin Xun has an unusual talent.While other Apostles can only use one game character…Lin Xun is hesitating over which one of the game characters he should use.While other Apostles are still using…
The Legendary Son-in-law of the Emperor
by Old Ghost
At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years.When Ye Xuan awoke, he f…
After Transmigration: Unexpectedly Wed the Ruthless Tycoon
by Qian Xia Jiao
Transmigrated into the book as a cannon fodder female supporting role, the ex-wife of the male lead who hasn't divorced yet. Gu Fuqiao just wants to say no!—Reader group 570310348, those who like this text can join, the knock-on-the-door brick is the name of a character in the book.
His After The Heartbreak (BL)
by Osasssss
Tyler thought he had everything: good grades, a loving girlfriend, and a picture-perfect life. But everything shatters when an anonymous text warns him that his girlfriend, Alexis, is cheating. Dismissing it as a prank at first, Tyler’s world is turned upside down when he catches her in the arms of Logan Carter—the arrogant, untouchable captain of the football team.Heartbroken and humiliated, Tyler finds himself tangled in an unexpected game of cat and mouse with a mysterious texter. But things …
Transmigration: Space-Aided Rise to Power and Prosperity
by Flying Waterfall
In the end times, Gu Chengyu crosses over to an ancient and fictional Dynasty, becoming the most cherished peasant's son in the family.Since I have become a boy, let's lead the whole family to earn money and become prosperous!Who knew the old mother insists on becoming an imperial decree wife, how to deal with this matter?This text features a powerful golden finger.
Super God-Level Top Student
by A tub of pudding
"Seek poetry within rigorous logic, understand the essence of existence in endless exploration." —Qiao ZeWelcome to a school prodigy novel without a system, where intelligence crushes all, for your appreciation!PS: This text is a light-hearted daily life story of a school prodigy. Readers who do not enjoy slice-of-life stories, please consume with caution.
The Demonic Immortal Emperor in the City
by Arrogant Talent
Xiao Chen, the only Immortal Emperor standing at the pinnacle of the Immortal Path in the Ziwei Immortal Domain, made his way back to the city and encountered many interesting things.The Cultivation Techniques he had once discarded as trash were now revered as sacred texts of martial arts. Those who once wept and begged to call him Master had become God Realm experts whom everyone looked up to.Xiao Chen: "Is there anyone slightly stronger to be my opponent?"
Blasphemy Wizard by Deceit World
by The Lord's Bride
Yang Qizhou unexpectedly obtained a text-based role-playing game called 【Deceit World】 and discovered that the rewards he received in the game could be brought into reality, and various bizarre events also began to unfold in the real world.In the era of ancient earth, ancient god sacrifices, the return of the old gods, strangeness rises, horror rampages, the unknown and the mysterious coexist, distortion and evil thrive, the sun cannot be directly viewed, the night cannot last long, dreams invol…
A Maiden's Land
by A strand of warmth
(The main text has concluded) (A satisfying face-slapping story set in a historical era)The schemes of her husband and cousin led to Tang Huai's death.Once reborn,this time, Tang Huai opened her eyes to truly see people for who they are, kicked away every scumbag that came her way, and tore apart every fake innocent that appeared.Whenever she had the chance, she earned money and tormented the undeserving, living an exceptionally fulfilling life.
Mystic Overlord: Reading Gives Strength
by Lost Solar Sail
Masterpieces such as 'The Divine Comedy', 'The Theory of Evolution', 'Encyclopaedia Britannica', 'The Theory of Relativity'...Born in the history of human civilization, possess mysterious and magical powers in another world!Original sin, biological evolution, mastery of all arts...By reading the secret tomes, one can gain a variety of powers!The only trouble for the people of the other world is that they find it difficult to understand the texts from Earth.At this time, there comes a librarian f…
Beast Evolution Forge
by Mysticscaler
"Beast Forge? What the hell is that?"He thought while walking out of the alley. The streets were almost empty, with only the homeless wandering around, picking up anything valuable that was dropped. He walked over to join them, still thinking he needed to do this to survive. But as he bent down, a black screen appeared in front of him, with white text displayed on it.[Beast Forge system activatedUser successfully registeredScanning user... doneUser has not awakened, cannot use Beast Forge.Analyz…
Lift Your Little Wife Gently
by Millennial Comfort
【Free Full Text】Su Xiaoli got married, and her husband is a man in a vegetative state.Everyone laughed at her for living like a widow, a life worse than death.Yet, she fawned over the man's face every night."Husband, you are really handsome.""Even if you never wake up, I'll take care of you until the end.""If you can wake up... I'll have kids for you, ten of them!"Later...Those who mocked Su Xiaoli all had their faces swollen.Mr. Qin clasped the woman's slender waist, his voice seductive, "Mrs. …
This Text Adventure Game is definitely poisonous
by Pentacolored Seven Characters
It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world.Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate…
Internet Cafe in a Fantasy World
by Meagerton
In a mystical realm of Eldoria, an extraordinary establishment emerged amidst the bustling streets of the capital city of Luminaire Kingdom. It wasn't long when unusual people visit there to browse grimoires online, engage in epic virtual duels, and ... share magical memes.The owner named Luke—Luke: "System! Stop the narration. This is just a normal internet cafe with a handsome owner. Or rather, you're the unusual one!"System: "..."