Learning (3/4)
"Huff… huff…" I take a breath after using the scattering fog.
As the fog disperse around me, I lie down on the invisible floor, exhausted of using the same skill over and over again.
F*ck me. Why did I even got into this mess?
Is this my punishment for rudely thinking about the goddess? F*ck I'm sorry okay? This lady will not do it again.
Haa…. I'm really tired ya know? Even though I feel that I'm still full of Qi, I had used the skill for god-knows-how-many times ya know?
And thus, I'm exhausted both mentally and physically. Pitiful me.
Sigh…
Indeed. I had practiced the scattering fog for who-knows-long times. After performing the same skill over and over again, I had lost count of it.
This lady is not good at remembering things okay?!
Sigh.
Anyways!
Looking at the goddess, I see her gesturing something with her hands. As she gestures something, the clone once turns into cloud of fog before dispersing.
Eh?
The goddess' clone is a fog?
Err…
Wait…
How come the fog can talk earlier?!
F*ck!
Is the fog a ghost earlier?! F*ck me!
"That's just one of the basic skill set of Infinite Moonlight Haze Dream Illusionist, stupid disciple." The goddess answers my question as she continue gesturing.
Wait a second there…
If that's a basic skill…
Then that means that I still have a long way to go, right?
Well yeah, considering that the skill that I learned right now is hard to manage since it requires absolute control of both external and internal Qi, I wonder about the harder Infinite Moonlight Haze Dream Illusionist skills.
F*ck.
"Now then." The goddess stands up from her couch. "Use the Moonlight Scattering Fog while running." She continued, ordering me to use the scattering fog skill while running.
Err…
Are you kidding with me master? How am I suppose to separate my focus into three different parts? Are you joking?
Sigh…
"Well, separating your focus and consciousness is the main topic for eighth and ninth realm cultivators, stupid disciple." The goddess said while smiling. "Consider the fact that I'm teaching you advance stuff, my stupid disciple." She continued.
Err…
I'm just a second realm cultivator master. I'm not even qualified to use magical swords and use any kind of skills ya know?
Even if I am a bit average than some second realm cultivator and I can do third realm stuff despite being at the second realm, I can't do anything beyond that ya know?
The best I can do is to try the basic of the basics.
Even OP character from some novels have their own rules, master. Deal with it.
Or is it?
Hmm…
Nah, they're protected by a god-like plot armor. Those OP characters from some novels can learn what they want.
Unlike me, who got her hopes of being an OP shattered to the point that I can never recover…
Sigh…
Though my bloodline is extremely overpowered, don't you think? Heh, I knew I was this broken.
Silently, I gave myself a thumbs-up. Good job Xiare for having an overpowered bloodline. You can now become like that character who suddenly got his bloodline replaced from a human to a god-like demon.
Hmmm…
Still, I feel pity for that OP character though. He had searched her lover across the entire space only to find out that…
Nah, I don't want to talk about it.
I'm a spoiler-free lady okay!? So, forget what you just learned okay? Shhh…..
Ehem.
Anyways!
"I can't do it, master." I said honestly to the goddess. Well yeah, imagine if you are like a baby wielding a gigantic sword of death, wouldn't be just a burden to you?
Right?
Hmm hmm…
"My bloodline eradicates all of the obstacles needed to learn something, stupid disciple." The goddess shot my reasons down to the endless pit of darkness.
Err..
What do you mean by that, master? Eradicates all obstacles? What do you mean?
I don't get it.
"It means that you can freely do whatever you want, either advance to the next realm or not." The goddess once again, shot down my reasoning for not doing her orders.
F*ck. I'm running out of reasons.
Help! I need to use the lifeline from who wants to be a poor man! Help!
I want to use the phone-a-friend lifeline please! Help!
*Toot toot. Toot toot* Inside my head, an sound of a something vibrating rang. It was the sound of phone-a-friend lifeline.
"Hello, who's this." An imaginary voice rang through my head. Since her voice is the same as mine, we'll call her Xiare two.
"It's me, Xiare." I said to the Xiare two, introducing myself.
"Ah yes Xiare." Xiare two said. "How can I help you?" She asked, waiting for me to ask her a question.
Err…
What should I ask.
Oh!
"What's the best excuse to reason out with the goddess?" I ask Xiare two. Heh, this lady is contacting the intellectual Xiare two for her sagely answer.
Hehe…
"F*ck off." Instead of hearing something sagely, Xiare two instead curses me to piss myself off.
"F*ck you!" I said to her, cursing. F*cking fraud sage.
I can't believe you.
F*cking fake intellectual. You're just a fraud with a broken state of mind! F*ck!
Immediately, I stop talking to the Xiare two out of anger. F*cking sage fraud.
Hmm…
Somehow, I feel the other Xiare cursing at me. Weird.
Truly weird.
"Haha…" The goddess laughs as she reads the conversation between me and Xiare two. She was laughing in front of me.
Err…
Instantly. A fan appears on the goddess hands. After being summoned, the goddess covers her mouth with the fan, making me unable to see her mouth laughing at me.
Hmm….
Sigh…
But still…
I want to use another lifeline! Please!
"Error." A voice rang through my head. It had the same voice as mine.
It was another Xiare. Let's call her Xiare three, okay?
"What do you mean error?" I said to the Xiare three.
"You had used all of the remaining lifelines." Xiare three said gently in return.
F*ck. I still have the two other lifeline from who wants to be a poor man you know?!
"I still have the other two lifelines ya know?" I said to the Xiare three, hoping that she'll let me use my other two lifelines.
…
…
…
…
There was no response from Xiare three.
F*cking another stupid sage fraud.
Sigh…
"So, what's your reasoning?" The goddess said to me while covering her mouth with her fan. She was waiting for my next reason.
F*cking other Xiare. Can you help this poor lady out?! I'm in dire need of help ya know?
…
…
…
…
Nope. There was no response.
F*ck me.
I look at the goddess who was looking at me in return. Err… this lady is…
Haha…
I scratch my poor head, hoping that a sudden enlightenment will dawn upon me like an angel descending from the skies.
Please, help this lady. Please.
"There's no need to buy time, my stupid disciple." The goddess said to me as she teleports in front of me. "The gods from heaven or hell will not lend you a hand this time." She continued before patting my head.
F*ck.
I really am f*cked.
"So, are you going to do it or not?" The goddess leans closer to my left ear before whispering those words, making my whole body shiver in fear.
Out of fear, I nod subconsciously at the leaning goddess. Please, spare this lady's life.
"Very well." The goddess, who had noticed my nod, pats my head and said those words. "Now, do what I tell you to do, my dear disciple." She whispered, making my whole body shiver once more.
After that, the goddess immediately vanishes in front of me and returns back to the couch, lying on the couch as she looks at me with a smile.
"Try running in circle first." The goddess said, telling me to run in a circle first.
I nod. After nodding, I prepare my legs as I run in circles. Although I'm running, it could be technically said that I am jogging.
"Evade my clone's attack, stupid disciple." The goddess said, ordering me to evade something.
Eh?
I look around, only to see nothing but celestial stuff. Where's the clone the goddess is talki—
Just as I was going to say "talking about," a white crystal sword appears before my neck.
It was just a few millimeters away from my neck. F*ck!
I look at my right side, only to see ten clones of the goddess running towards me with one beside me barely managing to cut my head off.
F*ck! How am I suppose to evade eleven clones! Are you kidding me! This is a real torture! F*ck!
I swallow my anger as I steps back from the sword. Heh, too bad this lady is no— eh?
While I stepped back, a foot suddenly appears behind me, causing me to stumble and fall to the floor.
I look at the owner of the foot, only to see another clone of the goddess.
F*ck it.
Can I really evade twelve clones? Are you kidding with me perhaps master? Sigh…
Since they're not really trying to kill me, I stood up from the floor. The clones, in turn, just wait for me to stand up and run from them.
Err…
I should only stand and they won't attack me, right?
Heh, I really am an intellectual. Hehe…
However, instead of not doing anything, the clones began poking my body with their swords. Although the swords did not do anything but poke my body, it was to the very least— stingy
F*ck.
Quickly, I kick out one of the clone's knees, staggering her. As soon as she staggers from my kick, I roll out to safety. Nope. This lady will not tolerate your pokes.
But still, I need to f*cking run!
Like a prey being hunted, I began running faster and faster, causing my heart to beat louder and louder as it pumps more blood. Nope nope nope nope nope. You'll never catch me, stupid clones.
"Now to the Scattering Moonlight Fog." The goddess said telepathically as I evade the clone's attacks by rolling to the left side.
Err..
How can I use the scattering moonlight fog skill if I'm being attacked?
"Just concentrate." The goddess gave a vague answer. Err…
That's not what I want to hear, master.
*Ting!* A sound of a metal rang. It was one of the clone's sword stabbing the invisible floor.
An opening!
As I saw an opening, I forcefully kick the sword that stabbed the floor. In turn, the sword was let go of the clone as the sword flies off to another area.
Indeed. I kicked the sword to disarm the clone. In turn the sword I kicked flew off to a floor near us, causing the clone to instead hunt me down, she immediately let me go off as she runs over to where her sword is.
Heh, this lady knows how to disarm anyone ya know?
After that, I rose up from the floor and began running. The other clones were too running to chase and hunt me down.
F*ck.
I count the other clones of the goddess while running ahead. There were over twenty clones hunting me down.
After counting the total number of the goddess' clones hunting me down, I retract my gaze and look ahead.
However, just as I was going to look ahead, I suddenly see a sword trying to behead me. F*ck, can you please let me take a rest!
This lady is not a juggernaut ya know?!!
In response, I crouch down before rolling over the clone that was trying to behead me. As I roll over the clone, I quickly force my right leg to kick the knees of the clone, completely staggering her.
Heh.
After making the clone stagger, I look above me, only to see the other clones preparing to stab and behead me.
F*CK!
I roll over them as their swords swings down. As I roll down, their attack missed, causing me to have an opportunity to knock them down one by one.
This lady is an expert in sword battles ya know? When I were on the mortal world back then, I was being trained with the elite knight of my fa— no.
It's a secret. Heh.
Anyways!
As I had no weapon with me, I just roll and roll around, making the clones' attacks miss.
This lady plays souls dark, foolish clones. You cannot beat me as the OP rolling skill will make your attacks miss.
After a couple of rolling, I finally escaped from their grasp and began running once again. This lady had enough! F*ck!
While I am running away from the foolish clones, I suddenly recall the goddess' words earlier.
Concentrate huh…
I calm my beating heart down as I prepare to use the Scattering Moonlight Fog. As I calm myself down, the clones finally reaches me down and began swinging their swords as they stab and cut me down.
However, I simply evaded them by instinct. Well yeah, considering that there's so many assassination attempts at my…
No.
After swiftly evading their attacks, the cold Qi finally turns to a mist. Heh, I didn't know that running while performing the fog skill is easy.
Since I had used the skill repeatedly that I lost count, using the skill was like drinking water for me. It was that easy for me now.
After mists around me materialized, I let out my Qi, causing the mists to devour them. In turn, the mists then began changing to a thick white cloud.
But even though the mists finally turns to a cloud, I keep channeling my Qi at the cloud until the cloud suddenly pops out, causing fog to appear before me.
As the fog finally appears, I take a deep breath and thus, the fog finally scatters around, causing the attacks of the clones to stop as they cannot see me within the fog.
"Good job, my stupid disciple." The goddess said telepathically in my head. Err…
After saying those words, the fog around me suddenly dispersed. The goddess was the one who had dispersed the fog.
Also, the clones of the goddess also dispersed, leaving nothing but mists.
"Now then." I see the goddess smiling at me after saying those words. "Repeat the Scattering Moonlight Fog for a thousand times before finally stopping." She said, once again, impaling me with another burden.
...
I knew that the goddess would make me repeat the whole process again. F*ck it.
I really should had thought a reason back then as an excuse.
Sigh…