I am a Dragon Sword

When a pervy gamer dude unfortunately dies in a fire and is reincarnated into a sentient sword, a relic of the ancient dragons, how does he react? By imagining himself being wield against epic boss monsters. "Lets get that Lich!" Going on amazing adventures. "We're gonna conquer that Labyrinth!" And being surrounded by busty babes. "Ladies. Ladies. There's enough of me to go around~!" But he wasn't prepared for the reality of this world. Its scarier than he imagined. "What the fuck is that thing!?"