Where's The Goddarn Rocket!?

Calian POV

In a short while, a fierce standoff. Two men and a women, an evil beast in the flesh, who will be able to win the duel of the century! Fight! I immediately draw up my umbrella firing the electrocution round. Barely impaling his bulletproof chests, locking him in place with a spasmic wave of high voltage energy, Alessandro Volta would be proud.

"How long would that hold," Jill asked and in the meanwhile, Mikhail had already hurried his way to the light tank by the few overturned cars. Look at the size of them missiles, it should be enough to blow Nemesis a couple of times in a row! "20 seconds tops!" Jill nodded tensely and headed herself on the direction of a school bus, mainly the LAV.

"I thought you're unable to have it operate?" I shouted from here, my eyes still glued on Nemesis' massive figure, towering over the statue in the middle of the fountain, it's quite the comparison. "I've seen my fellow colleagues in S.W.A.T do this, seemed easy enough," Jill had begun climbing on the big LAV and easy got into the cockpit.

The electricity discharge has ran out, Nemesis soon found himself free from 20 seconds of torturous electrical bolts. The Nemesis growled loudly, vibrating the skies and overturning the winds, this is gonna be tough. It opened its mouth big and wide, a very slimy yet rigid tongue shot out as fast as a water jet.

"Crap!" I find myself extremely blessed in luck, managing to just about avoid the tongue in a hair's breadth. I looked at where the tongue went, it managed to pierce through the body of a luxury convertible, dang! How did Umbrella even manage to make such a monster! This is nigh unbearable!

I rolled to the side and behind, loosening up the tension and furthering myself away from the Nemesis. What's it doing?! I found myself baffled at the no-moving Nemesis, this must not be anything good. Slowly, I could see the its tongue muscles contracted greatly, pulling back into its mouth.

Dragging the darn convertible together with it. "Mikhail, we could really use a missile launch!" I screamed, what is this beast going to do?! As the car dragged itself in front of the Nemesis. It raised its arms high and plunged both into the car, ripping them in half but instead of leaving them behind, both arms now hold a section of the car and back into the air.

"Darn my bottom!" a half of a car was tossed towards me, I jumped rather ungracefully to the streets to avoid this monstrosity. The car, sliding in the air at speed breaking the average limit meter, crashed onto another car as both got launched up to the river in an instant! What could I do?! I aggrieved over this situation in my heart, why couldn't I just pick another normal mission like another normal human?!

And another half of the car bites the dust, or rather the river. "I asked you a question Mikhail!" What is taking that guy so long, didn't he say he could drive the tank?! "The control are much more... sophisticated than I thought, this will take longer than I expected!" ARGHHHHH, I'm getting all of my will kicked at the moment by flying cars! Can't you all be faster.

"Calian! I spot an RPG-7 in the military truck!" You don't say! An RPG-7, just the gun to falter the Nemesis with. Crack! Some loud cracks came from beneath Nemesis as its feet crumbled the street below. Is it preparing to lunge?! I distracted it with some spray and pray, shooting tiny pellets at the Nemesis's iron skin, and of course it didn't do a thing!

Every single bullet practically bounced off! Even if there's any injuries from the result, it'll only be 'tis but a scratch' and not anything overly major! "Oh no!" I dived forward and doing all my best in getting away from Nemesis. Making its way to my position in less than a second, his claw already prepared to slice out my guts!

Not a chance! I fired from a shotgun shot from my pistol, averting the hand slightly to the left, missing me by a short inch. Its claws made contact with the street's asphalt, slicing parts of it cleanly, making 5 deep crevices to mark its arrival in the area! "Close! Close call!" I didn't have any time in wiping out the sweat streaming from everywhere, my hands, my legs, my hair, all completely damp!

"Hey f*ckface!" Jill's howled from the LAV, more precisely, on top of it. Sitting comfortably on the turret, her hands gripping a very large HMG with fire burning in her eyes. She smiled maliciously and pressed the dual buttons on the handle. The barrel moved back, bouncing off the brake as a shell released itself from within the chamber.

The bullets roamed with ferocity, all towards the entity of Nemesis. And as always with its quick reactions, bringing up both his hands and kneeling down in a turtle shield formation. The crowns on his shoulders expanded to cover himself from the full brunt of the attack. I don't remember Nemesis having that perk, darn you Capcom! You lied to us all!

DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU! The firing continued as I ran past all the gunfire and easily reached the military truck. "Take that you f*cker," I'm entirely positive that Jill has lost every bit of her mind and morality for pure rage. I swore I could see her eyes turn completely red like the devil for a split second, It seems that I also need to go check my eye after this!

There it is! I see its breech peeking out of a crate covered with styrofoam and a piece of rag cloth. "Ha ha ha ha!" I let out a crazed laugh as I knew that this anti-tank rocket propelled grenade launcher will really put a hole into Nemesis' crown shields! I quickly removed the cloth and pulled the RPG-7 off the crate! Yes, it's ti-

Wait a second! Where's the Goddarn rocket!? Where's the Goddarn rocket!? WHERE'S THE F*CKING ROCKET!?!?!?!?!? And... all hell broke loose!