All Purpose Detergent

Calian POV

"All Purpose Detergent, for our daily needs. Clean any clothing to a bright sparkle with flowery scents and aromatic tastes, just spray a press on your pile of clothes and they will shine bright like a diamond. That is very exaggerating and that's putting it lightly," I laughed as I read the description, this over the top.

"So, you're just gonna buy it and just spray it all over your pants?" Now, Jill, that sounds extremely wrong. "Yes, I'm going to spray detergent all over my pants," I face palmed internally, that does sound so wrong. How much does this detergent even cost? Not very expensive, only 100 mission merit for a 2 liter spray bottle, not bad at all.

I looked carefully at the whole screen, you can add items based on how much of the item you want to buy. There is also a bracket button which I'm sure will put the item I want on a list so that I could buy whenever I want and a clear buy button which instantly completes the transaction. Off course I'm pressing on that button, I want my pants and shoes clean this instant.

I clicked and a smaller tab asked if I'm sure, I'm damn sure, let me just say. I clicked and a green colored fancy font appeared saying that my order is confirmed and will arrive in a second. I heard a small pop and looked down next to my right foot, where a brown package box had arrived, safely sealed under sellotape.

"That's quick," Jill stated, it's truly just a second, it reminded me of a delivery company in Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson, I think it's the Hermes Express or something. "Yeah it is, why don't you check the store, see if there's anything you'd like to buy," I let her do her thing and I'll do my thing, spraying my pants and shoes till they're squeaky clean.

I pulled out a small hidden knife and sliced open the sellotape on the top and sides. I stuck my hand in between the top folds and opened it up. Inside is a sea of styrofoam pellets, most likely as a cushion for the detergent spray. I dragged my hand throughout the inside of the box, rummaging around for what seems like a normal spray bottle and indeed I found it.

I grabbed the bottle's neck and rose it out, truly, it looked like any other flowery detergent sprays but the difference is, this one looks much more minimalistic and the design is not overly exaggerated and there's only the name of the product on it and some intricate stickers. Overall, it looks reassuring.

And so... I immediately opened the cap, aimed the spray towards my pants and press the trigger. Small particles of gassy and liquid white substances shot out from the spray and as it hits the fabric of my pants, it actually shone! It shone bright white before returning to usual and incredibly, my pants is perfectly clean!

I impatiently sprayed two shots onto both my shoes and as the glowed, so did they turn clean. I'm definitely extremely satisfied by this development. And I thought, why not spray it to every bit of clothing I have? And so I did in a quick fashion, my entire attire lighted, dimmed, and cleaned, very, very cleaned.

What I have to say about the Kingsman uniform is that the entire piece is entirely waterproof, even if my pants looked soaked from sewer water, it never managed to penetrate the nanowires inside and the sewer water never made it to dirty my leg skin and that's why I don't need to clean my insides because its simply not necessary, well, I'd still like a good hot shower in the next world.

Well, looks like I won't be burning away my pants and shoes anytime soon, they're too precious to burn anyway. My pants are both waterproof and bulletproof, my shoes are a bit different. It's also waterproof and bulletproof but there's an added lethal twist in them. They have hidden knives which I could push out by knocking my shoes on the ground at a certain angle.

And the back heel contains a toxic surprise. C4H10FO2P, also known as the nerve gas, sarin, very deadly, there's no smell, no taste, anyone in the vicinity in which the gas spread to via diffusion will die a painful death in a matter of 1 to 10 minutes. Fortunately, I brought out 10 antidote injections out of the Kingsman World with me so anytime I decided to just use it, I have a cure at the ready.

Maybe getting the Kingsman World as my first world is one of the luckiest I've ever been, God knows how much times I'll die if not for all my equipment and Kingsman regulated training exercises and routines. I heard a small tap from behind me and I looked back to see a package has arrived beside Jill's foot.

"What did you buy?" I'm super curious but I just can't think through of anything Jill will ever need. "You'll see," she curtly finished and proceeded to drag the box over to the corner of the room as she knelt down to tear the cardboard box open. What's in the delivery that she is so secretive about, I want to know.

"Hmm... Oh?" She finished her box opening as I tried to peek from here but sadly, she covering the box's view. She raised her arm as she glowed a sun red! Like seriously, it's as if looking directly at he sun, though I'm luckily not blinded for some reason but I still need to look away as my eyes aren't strong enough to handle such fierce light.

I felt the light dim to darkness through my closed eye lids and I slowly opened to find that Jill has changed. "Huh, that's... different," Jill appears to no longer be wearing her previous outfit but has changed into a more, much more, cooler one.