Walking Bordello

When we finally arrived at Lady Valii's home the servants had told us that a bath was being drawn to clean ourselves off from all the saltwater and cold rainwater we had to endure on the way back. We thanked them and went upstairs, I walked into the guest room to pick out an outfit to wear once I was done with my bath. However, as I walked in, I didn't realize Lady Valii was already inside and cleaning herself off. Bright red with embarrassment I turned around to leave and then I heard her say, "Come in darling, the water is perfectly warm. No need to feel embarrassed having to share a bath with someone. I definitely wouldn't mind sharing a bath with such a handsome young man such as yourself." I took a deep breath, taking in the exotic smells of the herbs and flowers that stewed in the water.

I turned back around and sat in the bath letting the water warm me up and let my muscles relax. "There, doesn't that feel better darling?" Lady Valii asked, "Yeah...it does." I said sinking neck-deep in the water. Lady Valii made her way over to me and kept looking me over, "Is something wrong my lady?" I said, "That moment we had darling. I wish to discuss it." I sat up and faced her, "What exactly happened my dear?" "Well….at first I was going to ask you about your eyes but something compelled me to stay quiet and let whatever was happening... happen." A slight smile formed on her face, "You like my eyes Mr.Crowfether?" "I do, they're not like other goblin folks I've met. Others are the usual red or golden yellow. Yours are such a fascinating color of blue." She smiled again and got a small towel.

With this small towel, she dried her hair and found a hair tie to put it up into a messy bun, "Well to tell you the truth darling I'm not one hundred percent goblin." I was confused, "What do you mean? Are you half-goblin?" "In a way, yes. You see my great grandfather was a wealthy dwarven miner, and there he fell in love with one of his co-workers who happened to be a goblin, they married and had a half-dwarf and half-goblin child who would eventually marry a half gnome and half-goblin. From that point on those who came after married those of purely goblin blood until my parents met. My mother was a part of that line that had other races mixed with goblin, however, since the majority of her family consisted of mostly goblin folk, she was considered as a goblin." "Then what happened?" "Well my dear, she met my father. He was a half-human and half-goblin adventurer and of noble birth. From there you can imagine what might have happened." She said leaning her head back against the edge of the pool.

She chuckled, "The first thing they ever told me they loved about me was my eyes. Why wouldn't they, a goblin woman such as I with eyes as blue as the sky? What wouldn't come my way?" I could tell she must have enjoyed the years she had with her family, "Lady Valii if you don't mind me asking, whatever did happen to your mother and father?" She took a deep breath, "Well, my father went on one last adventure with his old party members to slay an ancient white dragon that they had once fought many years ago, he died on the way back from the wounds he had succumb to. Then my mother died a few years later she had problems with her heart many clerics said that they were too late to help her and offer her medication of some kind." She looked down at her reflection in the pool.

She sighed, "Now I'm here...all by myself. Well not entirely. I have you." I smiled, "I guess you do." then there was a moment. A moment that drew us closer to one another emotionally and physically. As we came closer and closer our lips met, very softly at first then we pulled away. Almost instantly we pulled one another into each other's arms practically devouring one another. I wanted to take her here and now, let the feeling we were experiencing in this moment take over and it seemed she agreed as she began to kiss and nibble at my neck. I picked her up out of the water, like how I did it with Raleen, and began to kiss her neck, I never noticed too well when we first met but the smell that was coming from her was intoxicating, she didn't just smell like the herbs and flowers in this pool of warm water, she smelled of the sea, but only slightly, I could also smell the scent of a freshly opened pomegranate.

We were there for a long while, letting the moans of our heated passion fill the room, at which point Lady Valii told me to stop and set her back down. "Let's take this to my quarters darling, I don't want to wade in cold water after we're done. That is if we ever want to," she said with a devious smile on her face. We quickly put on some bathrobes and darted straight to her room. Lady Valii locked the door behind us as I practically ripped the robes off my body and sat at the foot of her bed. She seductively walked over to me, slowly taking off her robe. She playfully pushed me onto my back and crawled on top of me to meet my face. "Just for tonight darling, I ask that you make me feel like the only woman in the world like I don't need anyone else." she said kissing my neck again, "I can do that." She smiled and kissed me down past my stomach. From there the world around us didn't matter, not even the raging thunderstorm outside affected this moment between us. The softness of her skin, the taste of her lips, the sounds we made, all engraved in my mind.

We woke up late together and simply spent a moment in each other's arms. Knowing it was my last time here she gave me one final kiss goodbye as I packed my belongings and got on the carriage she commissioned to take me back home. However, things would go somewhat downhill from here. When I finally arrived home, Raleen was nowhere to be seen and there was a note from her that read, "Dear Shane, listen, I know you'll probably be really angry and quite possibly hate me, but I've lived here in Ulvenguard for too long and lived in the shittiest cabin I could ever think of, sure the people are nice and are the direct opposite of the empire but seriously I need to go somewhere and be my person, so I took all your platinum and bought a ship, now I sail around hunting things and selling them for lots more than I could ever think of. Plus the captain kinda looks like you. Anyway, sorry for treating you like shite for the last few days, and also for taking your money, but hopefully that job you went to go do paid you well. Sincerely, Raleen. P.S. To take some stress off your shoulders I paid that debt collector ahead of time for you before I hit the road. Also if you would kindly have my old cabin taken down? Thanks mate hopefully, we get to see each other again soon." Calmly but angrily I folded the note back up and put it away.

Half a month later before I had to visit the local orc and goliath clans, I received a letter and my payment of 3400 gold from Lady Valii. The letter started by thanking me for spending time with her since she lives alone it gets boring and lonely with no one there and often keeping her mind off of things by making business deals and such things. However, within the letter, she mentioned that she was with child and that she no longer needs to worry about being alone anymore, she didn't know she was with child until she went to visit the local clerics. She then stated that she was unsure if the child was mine so it would be best to wait until she was. Confused and slightly annoyed at the fact that I wasn't the only one she was with I put away the letter and headed toward North Ulvenguard bay where I would meet with the local goliath clan first. Hopefully, they'd have something for me to do, perhaps hunt down a traitor to the clan who wanted to expose secrets about Ulvenguard, maybe track a ravenous beast of some kind.

"You want me to what?" I said. "We would like you to give our leader an heir." Confused beyond belief I had to ask, "So...let me get this straight. You contacted the queen of Ulvenguard, who at this moment is trying to convince other nobles to leave her alone because she wants a lumberjack for a husband, to contact me to come to visit your clan thinking I was going to possibly join a group of you on some sort of important mission, only to realize that you want me a human to give a goliath woman a child?" the two goliaths I was talking to looked at each other then back at me with a face that almost said, "Pretty much yes." I rolled my eyes and began to make my way back, "Screw this, I'm not some walking bordello you know." "Wait!" one of the goliaths said, "Nope. not happening." As I walked further away I heard one of them say, "We'll give you 500 platinum!"

I stopped in my tracks. "I'm sorry how much?" I said walking back over to them, "500 platinum. We got a full chest of the stuff from some pirates along the coast here. Please none of the other males can do it." "I mean I'm interested, but now I seriously want to know why me? Why a human." The two goliaths had an embarrassed look on their faces, "Well, she's the youngest of the last clan leader's daughters, the others went off all over the continent to do who knows what. She's the smartest of all of us which is why we gave her the name "Wordpainter" and she's sort of the smallest of the clan. She's only about two heads taller than a regular human." "I still don't see what that has to do with me." "Well...not to brag but a lot of goliath men are...how do we put this nicely….most of them have redwood trees between their legs if you catch my drift." I somewhat did, but I didn't want to acknowledge it, no one would. "And well since that was the problem we needed someone to do the job, a human, you know cause humans are like rabbits." "How are we like rabbits?" "you are extremely fertile, I remember this one tiefling that married a human, and now she has seven kids."

The thought of having seven kids was shocking but now came the time I had to meet with this woman. "Good luck Crowfeather," they said as I walked into their leader's tent. Inside was warm and lit by a small series of lanterns. There were notebooks and books of all kinds near a large bed, and off to the side was a woman in a dark brown cloak muttering to herself as she wrote, "Pardon." I said to get her attention, "Hm? Oh! My apologies." she said, when she turned around what stood in front of me was a woman that might have been at least six feet if not seven feet tall, though somewhat thin she was rather muscular she had short black hair that came down to the nape of her neck, she had an eyepatch over her left eye and the one that wasn't covered was a deep dark brown.

She awkwardly stood there holding her hands together for a moment, "So, I suppose you are the one they sent to uh...you know." "Indeed I am." she extended her arm, "my name is Maveith "Wordpainter" Gathakanathi, the leader of this clan, and you are?" "Shane Crowfeather. And before we begin with all this I wanted to ask you a couple of questions." "Ask away." she said, "Firstly I would like to ask if this whole thing was your idea, to begin with." "It was in a way, I needed to fulfill my duties, besides, my clan would never survive without a leader like me. I mean I have had a few experiences out in the wild you know," she said pointing at her eyepatch. I looked around the room again, "What's with all the books?" "Oh, I collect various amounts of books about adventures, battle tactics, that sort of thing...although I do have more of a collection of...other sorts of books. I've even written a few." I was confused.

Then it hit me, "Oh...OH!" "Right...You could say I am a bit...active." "I can imagine." She then awkwardly hopped around a little bit like someone in need to use the restroom and said, "Well then let's begin shall we?" I nodded and walked with her to her bed. To be completely honest its started well, it was rather enjoyable being with her and she had this cute way of biting her lip to keep from moaning loudly, then within 30 minutes, she was screaming wildly saying things I would rather not disclose. When we were done, I couldn't feel my legs. "Oi! Crowfeather you alright?" "Not exactly...could you guys give me a ride to the orc settlement? It's a couple of miles east of the outlaw queen's castle grounds." "Sure thing. What about the platinum?" "Just have it sent to my place, please." With whatever movement I could do I waddled over to a cart and crawled into the back. "So...do you think-" "Ask the clerics later and get me out of here please."

When we arrived at the settlement I still needed some help out of the cart but I had some feeling back my legs so I didn't fumble to the ground when I approached a couple of orcs, one male and one female, "Well good evening," the male orc said, "you must be that Crowfeather fella everyone was talking about. Thought you'd be taller, and less...in pain." "Yeah, I had to "assist" the Goliaths with their leader," I said trying to ignore the pain. "Oh...so we got ourselves a similar situation then don't we?" the female orc said, "I'm sorry?" I said, "Well see...usually some of the orcs here volunteer to mate with our leader, unfortunately, many are already married, dead, or went off to fight blood berserkers. So we figured we ask you to-" "Listen, I'm already in pain, maybe find some young half-orc or someone else for this I'm gonna go home. And there is no way anyone is gonna-" Before I could finish what I was saying I heard the stern, and mature voice of a woman directly behind me, "Is he the one?" the voice asked, panicked the two orcs, eyes wide and full of fear said, "Yes! Absolutely, look how strong and healthy he is!" and as I turned around I came face to face with a tall, muscular woman with long charcoal black hair with a long strip of white, bright golden yellow eyes and an axe the size of my whole body.

She bent down slightly to look me over, "A little scrawny but he'll do." She then picked me up like a sack of potatoes and carried me into her hut and shut the door behind her. I would explain in detail what happened but in reality, the most you should know is that this woman was not a gentle lover. There was more animalistic grunting than moaning and at one point, I heard something snap. All of a sudden I couldn't feel anything below the waist. She broke my pelvis.