Alvarez attac

Hiro hung up a picture and said "Zeref, black Wizard. Cursed by the Anus God to be Immortal and never die. Natsu said he could beat him, so we'll roll with it." Natsu flexed and said "With my secret weapon! Hahahaha!"

Hiro hung up another mugshot "Invel Yura, the Ice Wizard or Winter General. He uses Ice magic but without form, only focusing on the aspect of 'Freezing'. His ice is so cold that it could Freeze Natsu and make Gray shiver. This is not a joke. He is also capable of making Ice Collars that take away a person's sense of self. I.E. making them a slave to him. Dangerous guy."

He hung up another mugshot and continued "Bloodman, a demon created by Zeref. He not only has all the curses from the members of Tartaros but also Ice Devil Slayer magic and a few new ones. First seal, this allows him to release Magic Barrier Particles at his own discretion. Second seal, this summons an area made up entirely of skulls that suck the target's soul and kill them. And finally Third seal, which gives him access to a Transformation. He's very ugly and a prime target because he can attack a group with the particles."

He hung up another one "Dimaria Yesta, Take-Over magic user. Unlike everyone's favorite Mirajane, she uses God's Soul. Her God Soul is Chronos, the God of Time. She can use Chronos' powers as her own when in the assumed form. Not only this but also Age Seal, this seals Time in a certain area, letting only the Caster move around freely inside... Usually."

Another one "God Serena, the traitor. He was formerly a part of Ishgar but as rats do, he turned his tail and ran away to Zeref, most likely to lick his feet for some cheese. Anyway, he has 8 Dragon Lacrima in his body thus he is capable of using 8 different forms of Dragon Slayer Magic. 3 are yet to be found out, but 5 are known. They are lightning, cavern, sea king, gale, and purgatory. Cavern is Earth, Purgatory is Fire, Sea King is Water, and Gale is Wind."

Yet another "Jacob Lessio, assassin. He can use stealth magic to become invisible as well as see the invisible. He also has a Transport Magic that locks people in another dimension and materializes as an orb in his hand. I will kill him as soon as he appears, so don't worry about it. Annoying guys like these, they make me sick."

Another! "Larcade... This guy is just..." he sighed and rubbed his eyes continuing "His magis is very strange. Pleasure, the magic will kill people through extreme pleasure and only works on people who have had sex. Famished soul, this magic will make someone a voracious eater and see everyone as food, causing them to start eating people. R.I.P, makes people sleep forever, never able to wake up."

He looked at the guild members who were blushing and looking around, he sweat dropped and said "I'll just kill him too I guess..."

NEXT! "Neinhart. He uses Historia of the dead, a magic capable of materializing people and making them find from the targets memories. It only brings out people who are dead and made a lasting impact on the target, via love, respect, fear, etc."

ONWARDS! "Wall Eehto, he has 2 appearances. One is a fat puppet and the other is his true self. His magic is called Weakness, it basically makes the user able to create weapons via. Alchemy. He can create armored soldiers, cannons, guns, etc. Anything he is weak against, he can create."

Hiro looked at the last too before hanging up one of them "Irene Belserion.... She has long braided Scarlet hair." the guild squinted at the drawing and Hiro said quickly "She's a dragon." their eyes widened and Hiro continued "Sage Dragon to be exact, she's also 400+ years old and the creator of Dragon Slayer Magic. She uses Sage Dragon slayer magic, which is Sage essence. Though, I don't really know what that is. Anyway, she's extremely powerful. She also uses Universe One, an omega high enchantment magic that changes the geography of the world itself. She can compress, elongate, reform, etc. Not only this but send people wherever they want to go."

Hiro looked serious and said "She's Omega level dangerous. Extremely, okay? It's best to not run into her." the guild member's nodded and Hiro continued, moving on from Irene and hanging up another poster "August... He uses all kinds of magic. He knows so many magics that I can't even name them all, but some of them are Copy magic, Sleep magic, Bullet magic, Wind magic and the last one..."

Hiro frowned and said "It's called Ars Magia. At the cost of the user's life, he can basically turn himself into a massive bomb that would wipe Fiore off the map completely, at the minimum. If you see him using this, your life is forfeit. There's no escape no matter how far you run, you can try and kill him before he explodes, but any other way, you're dead..."

Hiro paused and added "I suppose you could escape into a different dimension, but there's no precedent for this so if possible, your life might be spared with this method."

The guild member's mouths twitched, how the fuck were they supposed to get into the other dimension in the first place...

Hiro clapped and made copies for everyone saying "The rest of the Spriggan 12 are dead and the other people are useless cannon fodder with some miniscule magic that if you get beaten by, I'll beat you again after."

They all held detailed descriptions of them all with papers and said "Yes, Master..." pretty depressed about the whole situation. Hiro waved his arm out saying "First thing's first! Evacuate all the fools in town, get them out. Tell them, I'll beat them up if they don't leave."

The guild members almost fell down and left.

Hiro said "Are you nervous, imoto?" Mavis shook her head and Hiro smiled "You don't have to lie to me." Mavis said "A little." Hiro grinned and said "Don't even worry about it! Because, heh, I! WILL! Protect you as the best Guild Master after you!" Makarov said "Brat!" Hiro said "Shush, old man! Grow some hair!"

Makarov swung his staff saying "I can't!" Hiro flipped over and landed on Makarov's shoulders saying "Would you like to try my newest invention?" he took out a lotion bottle and patted Makarov's bald head saying "Luxurious hair, guaranteed! You'll be looking like Mavis in no time!"

Makarov swung his staff at Hiro, who chuckled and flipped around with Mavis on his shoulders, fooling around with Makarov. He put lotion on his hand and flipped over Makarov, slapping his bald head and spreading it around.

POOF!

White hair sprouted from the bald spots and filled Makarov with a head of hair. Hiro landed on the ground and said "Naturally, my products are 100% effective!" Mavis' eyes sparkled and she clapped "Magical!" Makarov touched his hair and said "Eh?"

Zerotwo fell off the stool and laughed, Makarov shouted "Damn Brats!" shaking his fist at them but looking at himself in the mirror, doing various poses.

A while later

All the citizens were evacuated after Hiro beat up one fatty. They ran for their lives after seeing the pig man. Hiro dusted his hands off and kicked the fatty after them. He only beat him up a little. He was a kind lord.

Mavis explained the plan, saying that Zeref was going to come at them with everything he had. Hiro sent them all to rest in preparation as he sat in the guild and drank with Makarov while Mavis was talking happily with Zerotwo, holding hands as if they were long lost sisters.

Hiro didn't quite understand, but what was he supposed to do? Open a mystery chest like always! He had 3 Ultimates now, having 4 before. He opened another one.

[Congratulations! You received Ultimate Body Re-Creation token!]

Hiro threw his mug across the guild shouting "For fuck's sakes!"

Suddenly, an alarm went off and Warren shouted "They're attacking!" Mavis said "Ring the bell! The enemy is attacking!" Hiro said "Max, come here." Max ran over and Hiro grabbed his head, transferring Ajeel's magic along with a 20 yr token before saying "Go out and fight."

Max nodded and left.

The guild didn't have any trouble at all, it was a breeze actually. Gray reported that only Wall's puppet was here. Hiro sighed and said "I mean, really, only sending one person? Well actually, when they lose, I'll go sink the entire western continent by myself so..."

Mavis chopped his head and said "Too destructive!" Hiro looked at Mavis, who was blankly staring at him. It was calm before Hiro hugged her and said "SO CUTE!" Warren shouted "What is this!?" Hiro asked "A giant magic signature?" Warren nodded and Hiro smirked "No problem." before disappearing.

He reappeared out of the city and looked at the giant magical beam before yawning and flicking his fingers. The giant beam suddenly made a sharp U-turn and shot towards the Alvarez naval fleet. Hiro chuckled before turning around and leaving, going back to the guild.

He sent out his shadow army and said "Clean up and extract." his shadow army went out along with a few shadow clones. They killed the Alvarez soldiers that weren't dead already, pulled their shadows, destroyed their bodies, and cleaned up the town and battlefields.

Hiro appeared back in the guild and laughed as he drank straight from the bottle saying "Baaaaaka~"

A giant beam of magic obliterated nearly half the Alvarez naval fleet and a shadow clone appeared, pulled all the shadows and left.

Of course, Hiro wasn't going to let these precious shadows go!

Mavis pouted at Hiro, who said "What, imoto?" Mavis said "You're too destructive!" Hiro hooked her by the neck and grinned "So? It's more fun like this! Gehahahaha!" Mavis gasped "A personal laugh!" Hiro chuckled and said "That's right!"

Makarov sighed and drank from his mug saying "I don't even know what's going on anymore." Warren said "Alvarez is attacking." Makarov threw the mug at him, and bonked his head as he shouted "I KNOW THAT!"

Warren was sprawled out on the ground and Macao sighed "You deserved that to be honest." Warren groaned in sadness and pain. Hiro shouted "Ichiya! Call the rest!" all everyone heard was "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen..." in the distance.

Hiro suddenly smacked his palm and reached into his shadow pulling out Natsu. He gave him a ninja pouch saying "There's stamina, mana, and healing potions inside. Also..." he touched the bandage on Natsu's arm and drew a line to his belly button.

A line formed and the fire inside Natsu changed to black and red from orange. Hiro smiled "Your secret weapon will be a massive boost one time, then you'll have to train it to that point. But it will replace your flames now."

Natsu was stunned and then hugged Hiro saying softly "Thank you... aniki." Hiro smiled and patted his back saying "Don't worry about it. Go!" Natsu grinned and Hiro pushed him back into the shadow, sending him out.

Hiro yawned and leaned back with a calm smile on his face. Mavis shimmied over and whispered "What was that?" Hiro said "Eh? What are you talking about?" Mavis pouted and Hiro looked away and said "Not the pout!" Mavis teared up and Hiro said "Not the tears!"

Mavis' lip quivered and finally Hiro said "I replaced his Magic core with the flames of his secret weapon." Mavis smiled happily and sat on his shoulders. Hiro let out a breath and drank sadly, Zerotwo smiling at him, sitting right next to him and drinking.