Sakura Unhinged

I ain't gunna vote for my own fanfic, but I am gonna rate it. Yuh. Honestly, I'm tired of reading motherly and responsible Sakura fics that never get finished. Like Naruto and Sasuke have a weird half-dead father, twenty tons of plot armor, and end up outdoing Sakura in everything by existing. Let's give Sakura some plot armor ye? While we are at it, let's cut out the Kishimoto can't let a female keep their cake. I want the cake, the plate, the bakery, hell even the producers to burn if I can't have the cake. End review!