One Piece: Don't Worry, I'm a Doctor
MC follows the crew – Don’t like it? Don’t read.
Vir transmigrated into the world of One Piece.
Right from the start, he was being hunted down by a Devil Fruit users. Just an ordinary guy and a dying deer—how was he supposed to survive this?
Ding!
[Congratulations, host! You have activated the 'Traumatizing Miracle Doctor System']
[Saving people while causing them severe psychological trauma will grant you a random ability from them! ]
"Bro, I’m being hunted here, stop messing around—give me something useful!"
[Ding! Newbie gift pack reward: Antidote x1 ]
[Antidote: Instantly neutralizes all food poisoning effects. ]
Vir: Σ( ° △ °|||)
Good news: He has a system.
Bad news: The system is useless!
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Marineford War.
Everyone’s eyes were wide in shock, their faces streaked with tears as they watched Ace get pierced through.
Vir: "Wipe those tears! Hold them back! A little fatal injury—still treatable."
Not long after, the Whitebeard Pirates were wailing over Whitebeard’s tragic death.
Vir spoke again: "Hold those tears back! Still treatable, still treatable!"
And thus, Vir began his legendary journey of flexing.
Aokiji: "I’m holding a severed leg, and this guy tells me ‘You are what you eat.’ Should I eat it?"
Whitebeard: "That brat’s welding skills are top-notch. Don’t ask how I know!"
Kizaru, who had been tasked with hunting Vir down, originally thought it would be an easy job. After all, he was just a doctor, right?
Yet now, as he found himself struggling to breathe under the sheer pressure of Vir’s Conqueror's Haki, he had only one thought racing through his mind:
"You’re telling me this guy is a doctor?"
"Uncle, can you fix my facial paralysis too? Wanna give it a try?"
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TL Note:
This is a translation. All the credit goes to the original creators.
Regular schedule: 2 chapters a day
If you're looking for a raw title or MTL, check out my review below.
Hello everyone, your friendly neighborhood poison tester is here. At this moment I'm around 70 chapters in, and just can't stop reading. The MC follows Luffy's crew, so there is not much of a story. But the character interactions are very enjoyable and comedy is top notch. Just don't forget to preemptively turn off your brain. Btw, here is the raw title: 顶上我妙手回春，关你海军什么事 Author： 小河灵儿 If you want MTL search for: Pirate: I am an old veterinarian, saving you is like breathing! But the quality is atrocious. Don't say I didn't warn you.
This gotta be the funniest One Piece fanfic I've read. And the fact that it's a Chinese translation blows my mind.
Don't worry, I'm a doctor. Prove it I have a chainsaw. 💀 ....................................................................................................................
Ngl it’s a good story but I don’t like the fact that he’s so strong it makes him feel kinda bland and like all those other typical mc’s
What a rare TL Fic! usually translated works are too poisonous or main character with OP cheat or catch them all harem
Good so far. I hope the MC doesn’t become too strong tho. I think he would be better as a utility-based fighter than just copying Haki and DF from people.
This is the funniest one I have ever read, can’t stop laughing in the middle of night😂. But the system is too op and is getting a bit boring after mc is too overpowered
PLEASE KEEP UP WITH THE WORK, THIS FF MAKE MY STOMACH HURTS FROM CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a really good story and a work of art the Mac is a really good doctor this is also a really funny fic
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Too Funny... AWAITING EAGERLY FOR UPCOMING CHAPTERS
Great read. Very hilarious and great for a laugh. The main characters actions are unique and interesting.
The highest good is like water. Water gives life to the ten thousand things And does not compete with them. It flows in places that people reject, And so it is like the Tao. In a dwelling, be a good neighbor. In a mind, be a good friend. In the world, be a good ruler. In your life, be a good person. Be like water.
absolutely amazing 5/5 stars highly recommended, first story i couldn't wait for chapters to be released
wow just binge read this and it's hilarious highly recommended