SSS-Ranked Threat: The Lazy Hero Ran Away

“The least a person born into this world can do is take care of themselves.”



“I’m no one’s hero.”



All I want is a peaceful life—a life where I can sit around doing jackshit.



I, Sigurd, refuse to be a martyr.



The village’s safety? My ass! They can all burn for all I care—my only obligation is to myself and myself alone.



That’s why I ran.



I’ll run as far as my legs can take me.



I won’t let them throw me in that pit with those monsters.



I’ll tame a beast of my own choosing.



Ambition? I don’t have any.



You want compassion? Then tough shit.



If selfishness is a virtue, then I’m a goddamn priest!!