My Stand-In is Steve

"Child, do you know what this is?"

Thanos raised his golden gauntlet, the six Infinity Stones gleaming brilliantly. "With just one snap of my fingers, you’ll turn to dust in the wind."



"I don’t believe you, old man."

Fang Mo, clad in the Endless Set, slowly shook his head. The Cosmic Greatsword in his hand pointed directly at Thanos' shiny purple skull. "Today, forget the Infinity Stones—even the Heart of the Universe couldn’t save your miserable life!"



"Do you know what this is? This is the Truth-Seeking Orb!"

Uchiha Madara floated in midair, laughing wildly. "It’s the ultimate spear and the ultimate shield. There’s nothing it can’t destroy!"



"You’ve clearly never seen anything truly hard..."

Mo grinned viciously and pulled out a block of bedrock. "Dare to compare it with this?"



"This is... the Philosopher's Stone?"

Edward stared blankly at the red crystal before him. "It can ignore the law of equivalent exchange?"



"Uh, in a way, it's more like the basis for equivalent exchange."

Mo rubbed his portable transmutation table. "But if you really want one, I might consider gifting you a set."



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When the Fourth Calamity meets the Mysterious Island mod, this blocky man finally begins to wreak havoc across the multiverse.

(Just to reiterate, the stand-in is Steve from Minecraft, not Captain America. This is an MC story...)



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