The Sword That Hates Me (But Is Better Than Me)

A young warrior sets out in search of glory—but instead, he finds something much worse: a talking sword that utterly despises him.



No experience, no courage, and armed with a blade dripping in sarcasm, he stumbles into a journey that might not even be his.



A clueless protagonist and an overly perceptive sword. In a world of fantasy and comedy, they will (reluctantly) try to save the world—or just survive without killing each other first.