Let’s See How Far My Common Sense Goes in This New World!

A (Mostly) Rational Guide to Total Chaos



Waking up in another world is supposed to be cool, right? Magic! Monsters! Royal quests!



But no one told me the laws of logic would be optional.



Armed with nothing but my average intelligence, internet-era sarcasm, and a deep distrust of glowing treasure chests, I’m just trying to survive this fantasy world without getting eaten, cursed, or accidentally crowned king.



So far, I’ve:



Argued with a talking sword (he's passive-aggressive),



Declined a suspicious "blessing" from a goddess with way too many eyes,



And formed a party with a goblin who thinks taxes are a war crime.



Join me as I test the limits of my real-world common sense against fireballs, ancient prophecies, and a kingdom whose entire economy is based on... cabbage?



Spoiler: I'm not winning.

But I am still alive.

Probably.