Bleach: I Bound the Hōgyoku, Sterilized a Goddess, I Might Die

My name is Kurosaki Kanbaru. I inherited a Quincy bloodline, a tsundere cousin, and a one-way ticket to chaos—thanks to a half-baked Shinigami system and some unplanned spiritual awakening.



I was just trying to survive in this messed-up afterlife, but instead, I’ve apparently sterilized Shihouin Yoruichi (long story), got called “cute” by Unohana (terrifying), and discovered that most women I meet are more dangerous than Hollows.



I don’t want power. I don’t want trouble. And I definitely don’t want the Hōgyoku, so stop asking!



...Okay, maybe I want to flirt with Matsumoto Rangiku. And maybe I’ll fight a few captains if they mess with my limited edition body pillow. But that doesn't mean I’m the main character!



A comedy of spiritual proportions, Bleach: The Most Reasonable Man in Soul Society is an unhinged ride through love, lies, lewd jokes, and lethal Zanpakutō.



When the Soul Society starts shaking, don’t look for a hero—

Look for the guy hiding under the bed with a sarcastic comment and a suspicious amount of Quincy arrows.