Eldric Vayne had one goal—to become a great adventurer. Reality had other plans.
After five years of struggling as a pathetic, forever-F-rank adventurer, Eldric was ready to quit. But before leaving the capital, he decided on one last dungeon trip to scavenge herbs for some extra cash.
And then… he fell into an uncharted dungeon.
Barely clinging to life, he sarcastically confessed his "love" to a glowing gemstone.
Unfortunately, it wasn’t a gemstone.
It was a sealed artifact.
That happened to be binding the legendary Demon General, Velzaria Noctis.
Now she believes he is her fated one.
And worst of all? She won’t let him die.
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What’s worse than one disaster? Two.
Velzaria isn’t the only problem Eldric has to deal with.
The infamous SSS-rank adventurer Seraphina Astralis—the capital’s strongest mage and leader of the all-female Silver Valkyries—has also taken a sudden… interest in his "situation."
Her reasoning?
"Fascinating. I will observe."
Now Eldric is trapped between a misunderstood demon bride, an overpowered mage who treats him like a lab experiment, and an adventurer’s guild that won’t let him live this down.
And to make things worse, the capital, the kingdom, and even the demon world itself are starting to take notice.
All he wanted was a peaceful retirement.
Now he’s the center of a disaster.