Naruto: To Hell This Suicide System
Alternative Title: Naruto: Fuck This Suicide System!
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Getting isekai’d is pretty cool, especially in a fantasy world with endless possibilities to grow stronger.
That’s Tengen’s current fate, joining the long list of unlucky souls who, due to their misfortune, end up as isekai victims.
The bad news? He’s been isekai’d into a world where 7-year-old kids are trained to be assassins who can spew flames from their mouths like wizards.
The good news? He’s got a system to help him get stronger!
[Check-In System!]
As long as he goes to specific locations and checks in, he’ll receive rewards and grow stronger...
Simple, right?
But why...
[Host, please go to Tsunade’s bathroom to check in and obtain Senju Bloodline!]
[Host, please go to Orochimaru’s suspicious laboratory to check in and obtain Mangekyou Sharingan!]
[Host, please go to the Moon to check in and obtain Tenseigan!]
[Host, please go to the Pure Land to check in and obtain Saiyan Bloodline!]
“Why the fuck is this system telling me to suicide just to get into Tsunade’s bathroom and a lab that’s obviously suspicious?!”
“Ignoring the bathroom and the lab, how the fuck am I supposed to get to the Moon and the Pure Land? Die?!”
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what the raw? .............................
Good novel, despite the small chapters, but it is still good
It’s like a gag fanfic, which I think for some people it’s gonna be hilarious but idk , even when I realized what it was didn’t find it funny at all. I think if the humor was placed around a good plot then it’d be like alright whatever, and readers would put up with it. But nah, it doesn’t feel like there is a story to this fanfic, more like a non-canon episode on re-run
I love it. Extra words extra words extra words