This book is a comedy first and foremost.
It's primarily a comedy, with elements of action and adventure.
The main focus of this book is comedy, with action playing a supporting role.
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The Patient
They say every patient in Arkham Asylum has a story. But none of them have a story like Allen. Officially, he’s a transfer, a former VIP patient from Westwood Psychiatric. Unofficially, he’s the single most confusing and terrifying person on the planet.
Just ask Earth's Mightiest Heroes.
Tony Stark: "I don't like to admit it, but... technically? Alan's my uncle. The one the family doesn't talk about."
Steve Rogers: "He's not my commanding officer. He's... my boss. And trust me, you don't want to miss a deadline."
Bruce Wayne: "Let's be very clear. I am Batman. He is Bateman. There is a universe of difference in that one letter."
The Problem
While the world's greatest minds try to figure him out, Allen treats reality like his personal playground. One moment he's casually telling the Trinity to "grab some popcorn and stay out of the splash zone," the next he's rewriting reality on a whim.
He doesn't just break the fourth wall; he lives on the other side of it, treating cosmic events like a video game.
He speeds through timelines just to see the "MVP settlement screen."
He strolls through the multiverse because he got bored.
He threatens to dismantle entire dimensions because someone annoyed him.
The Punchline
The universe is slowly realizing that Allen isn't just a patient; he's a living, breathing existential threat with a god-complex and a terrible sense of humor.
He gives three galactic empires—the Shi'ar, the Kree, and the Skrull—a heads-up to call for reinforcements before he arrives.
He tells Superman, "Get behind me, Big Blue. This might get messy."
He looks Odin in the eye and asks, "Shouldn't you be kneeling?"
He dismisses Dormammu with a non-sequitur: "Sorry, I don't eat beef."
He casually tells Thanos, "Hand over the gems. Now."
Even the creators of universes are not safe. As a recently escaped Perpetua once recalled in terror:
"I remember the day he found me. The man simply appeared and asked if I was going to be 'decent' on my own, or if he was going to have to make me decent. I chose to be decent."
He is the sanity of the storm, the chaos that creates order, and the only man who can look at a god and make them the punchline of a joke they don't understand.
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-A time traveler with a broken mind and a love for chaos joins a new historical faction every week, leaving a trail of infuriated allies and confused enemies in his wake.
-He has the power to rewrite history, but he'd rather use it to see if he can make Napoleon Bonaparte cry with laughter. The only thing protecting him is that he's officially too Mental to kill.
-What if Forrest Gump had a time machine and the personality of Deadpool? An action-comedy adventure about a man who stumbles through history, accidentally saving it while trying to make it funnier.
TL Note:
This is a translation. All the credit goes to the original creators.
This is too good. This has to be in the top 20 stories I've ever read. If you're looking for a fun story to read this is the one. I hope to have more chapters in the future and plz don't stop updating. 💯 💯
this has already been translated maybe for 60 or 70 chapters with the name of " DC : This guy is crazy" and except for some naming mistake's of non charachter things and chinese nationalism in a few chapters it was a good translation. so i want to ask you translator, is your translation better and did you delete or edited some unnecessary chinese nationalism? and will you post more than one daily chapter? if so i will read it from here or if it isn't better i will continue the other which has more chapters and posts daily. i will appreciate lf you answer my questions, thank you and sorry for my bad English.
this story is awesome absolutely hilarious im a security guard and had to stop myself from laughing while secretly reading it at work.
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