Live-Streaming Naruto: It All Starts With Naruto and Sasuke’s Breakup!

On the day Uchiha Sasuke defects from Konoha, the shinobi world usually serious and solemn is turned upside down by an unexpected phenomenon: a mysterious live broadcast exposing the private thoughts of every legendary ninja, dead or alive!



Tsunade's cryptic guesses go viral.

Kakashi denies being the standard unit of chakra (again).

Ōnoki insists he never mentioned the "little windmill" incident.

Madara is panicking "Where’s my Hashi-mommy?!"

Hashirama’s stuck in the Shinigami’s stomach… and apparently loving it?

Tobirama, Hiruzen, and Minato are all chilling in the belly of the Reaper, dropping spicy commentary like it’s an open mic night.



Meanwhile, Sasuke and Orochimaru have no clue their every move is being streamed to a global audience of ghosts, gods, and giggling genin.



What happens when the dead won't stay quiet, the living can’t escape the spotlight, and every secret in the ninja world is one broadcast away from total chaos?



NOTE: This fanfiction was originally crafted in Chinese by its rightful creator. My role here is solely as a translator, aiming to share this story with English-speaking readers while preserving its original spirit and tone. The cover image was sourced online and is used for illustrative purposes only. Full credit and respect go to the original author and the image's rightful owner. Arrigato gozaimasu!



Author: 记得要笑

Raw Title: 直播火影！从鸣佐分手开始！