Anomaly: I attract strange things!

I transmigrated.



But not even a week into my new life, I was kidnapped. The kidnappers smiled and basically told me:



"Congratulations, Mr. Cecil. You're now our glorified GPS. Good luck."



Since then, my life has been a non-stop mess of:



Luring out a public icon who's secretly an Anomaly and baiting them into exposure.



Convincing a 3,000-year-old Anomaly that turning things into gold with his touch isn't a sustainable solution.



Escaping a pocket dimension full of homeless people... only to be dragged back in and fought over like an exotic creature.



Reminding my uptight Anomaly companion that she’s more than her mission, and consequently destabilizing an entire government division.



Getting typecast by an Anomaly that turns reality into its personal drama, and waking up as a Xianxia cultivator.



Honestly... I’d better be getting a raise..



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Author's Notes:

The cover is from Pinterest, which, according to the uploader, was AI-generated.



This novel is my attempt at honing my skills!