AUTHOR NOTE 14.05.2024: Hello all! Sorry for the long wait, I wrote myself into a literal corner and realised I have to retcon a few things in arc 4 before I can move on with the story. Will try to get this fixed in the soonest! Really sorry for the wait TT o TT
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Infinite/Unlimited Flow horror BL novel
Might be a parody.
And MC might be a villain....
1v1
Introducing:
A suicidal and bored MC and… wait, where the f&?! is the ML?!
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Lam Thanh Van believes it’s about time someone ended his miserable life.
But being an immortal has hindered his path to Hell. Scratch that, Hell is off limits with the terrifying speed his body stitches itself back together, no matter how much someone might hack him to pieces.
With such a long and torturous life of trying to finish himself and failing miserably, he imagines that his death would be grand, like slaying a dragon - or a very persistent cockroach.
Now, the only problem was finding a hero worthy of such a cause.
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[The last player has arrived. Players, prepare for briefing.]
[Welcome to the annual 2023rd survival championship.]
The grand doors to the dome slowly pulled close, drawing everyone’s gazes over to the lone figure standing by himself, like a rabbit frozen in the headlights.
In front of the sea of players, fawn eyes dilated with fright. Fresh tears still clung to the lashes that framed the eyes so green they reminded the people of ocean waves crashing to the white sandy shore. Long limbs were clad in a simple T-shirt with a pair of washed-out jeans hugging his slim waist. Messy lavender hair and snow-white skin tinted with faint pink seemed ethereal in the scene. Like a magnolia tree growing in the desert… or a white lotus sprouting from a pile of bullshit.
One brave individual broke away from the herd, cold eyes set on the last player.
”Stay with us if you want to live.”
Lam Thanh Van raised his gaze up to the looming man, green eyes drenched with tears, his lips trembling as he could only muster a nod.
[All players, scenario one will commence now. Good luck and try not to die.]
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When nothing is as it seems - who can you trust?
ML: Not the author, that’s for sure. The synopsis is just one huge clickbait-
*Author smacks this insolent child with a hardcover edition of the Bible*: Quiet, you! Or I won’t let you appear even after the halfway mark!
MC: … You evil bish!!
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T/W: This is mature content. A sprinkle of horror, a teaspoon of gore, topped with a handful of clownery. Some papapa is added as a garnish at the end. Consume at your own digression.
A/N: This is an original work by LinShui. The cover is not mine, as I have negative skills in any illustrative art. Will commission for a cover when I’m no longer a broke bish. Do let me know if this is your art and you want to take it down, thanks!
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Of what I have read so far, I am really enjoying this story. The author has a lovely grasp of descriptive language (I do love pretty descriptions of visceral things) and a wicked sense of humor. 5 stars for making me laugh so hard I choked on my coffee (coincidentally at the same time as the MC) and 5 stars for inserting “urine pouch” into my vocabulary, for a grand total of 5 stars because I can’t give 10.
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As per webnovel standards, I too shall review my own novel.🫡 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ cause my youngest child Lam Thanh Van deserves it after all the 💩 I will put him through… This is a novel I wrote simply because I thought: Wouldn’t it be fun to write about a person who wants to die - but just can’t?🤔 MC: Lam Thanh Van is a worn out soul. He is old, very old, and very much forgotten - even by himself. It takes him this one final journey to crack open the fortress built around his fragile mind and help him remember his unfortunate past, the reason behind his current situation and maybe, just maybe, he can finally be released off his shackless of eternity. But once he is free… will he go down in peace or take everyone with him? TL/DR: he can’t decide on how he wants to die - he is just a clown 🤡 ML: A piece of sh💩—— I mean… to be announced The villain: Another piece of sh💩— I-I mean… what villain? Haha… ha… aHeM.. t-to be announced? 🫣
The story so far is good and eye catching. Can't wait to see where it goes.
Author is spoiling us with the amount of updates but I still end every chapter dying to read more 😩 Amazing novel so far. Props to not falling into clichés. The promise of not knowing who's who is amazingly delivered. MC is hilarious and the characters are intriguing. Special mention: this is the first writing containing horror aspects that I actually really enjoy!
Im really loving the perspective of a man who wants to die being put through a series of events that make him re-think that
Me and the main character have the same name and appearance…. I was half asleep and it threw me off and now I am wide awake👁️👁️