Darling Goes Mad After Feeding Me to Hungry Wolves

While vacationing in Yellowstone, Darling and her first love insisted on feeding the hungry wolves.

I simply cautioned, "This behavior might attract more hungry wolves."

They accused me of being "heartless," "unsympathetic," and a "cold-blooded creature."

As a result, a large pack of hungry wolves actually gathered, circling our car and waiting to strike.

Darling's first love was also bitten by a wolf.

To escape the wolf pack, Darling shockingly kicked me out of the car door.

She shouted, "Levi's hurt and needs to get to the hospital! You be the bait to lure away the wolves, I'll come back for you later."

I watched the car drive away and the wolves eyeing me hungrily all around.

My heart instantly turned cold, but Darling forgot that I'm a first-rate Wolf Tamer.