I Accidentally Got Isekai'd To Teyvat!

"I just wanted to check Ayato's crit stats. That's all. I didn't sign up for world-hopping, slime dodging, or accidentally becoming besties with a blonde girl and her floating emergency food."



Allen was your average Genshin-obsessed gamer-with a suspiciously large Nilou folder and a slightly unhealthy obsession with Ayato's artifacts. But when a truck decides to yeet him into another dimension -right as he was mid-build adjustment, mind you-, Allen finds himself in the world of Teyvat... only this time, it's real.



No Vision. No Mora. No clue what he's doing.



Armed with nothing but sarcasm, his locked phone full of Genshin memes, and a sword he definitely doesn't know how to use, Allen stumbles into an adventure alongside Lumine and Paimon, dodging danger, stirring chaos, and somehow managing to look cool doing it (on accident, of course).

Because if fate's going to throw him into this mess?

Well. He's going to make it weird.