Naruto: The Illusionist

woke up the day before the Uchiha massacre, how do I save my ass without any cheats or system ? So I did the next thing that came to my mind, run away! But fate is cruel, and I actually got beaten up before escaping by a violent woman asking for child support !



How would our hero survive in a world where he is about to die ? Would he ever return from the grocery store after buying the milk?



Find out in the next episode of Dragon Ball Z... Cough cough, wrong fiction!



Some characters personalities and ages will be altered to suit the plot; also, some OC characters will be there. The focus is to make a comedy and borderline crackfic that will dropkick your depression away ! Rather than focusing on negative things about the story , just laugh and have fun.