GOLDIE Is Not Normal
#COMEDY #FANTASY #HIGHSCHOOLROMANCE
Teenage high schooler, Goldie Markell is a bright, perfect, angelic teenage girl, born without a belly button!
That's right. No belly button, no depression even... her belly is smooth as an eggplant!
And even though her parents say she is perfectly normal, she knows well that she is definitely not normal.
Because...
No normal human, in fact, no other existing human was born without a belly button.
And so, Goldie is convinced that if people ever found out about her not having one, they would call her... a freak.
And they would probably expunge her from society… or do something much worse...
"Light the torches! Raise the pitchforks! Kill the witch!"... That sounds about right.
Yup.
This is why all her life, Goldie has worked conscious of the fact that she has no belly button, and ensured that she kept it a deep, dark secret. Hidden away from the world.
And as it seems, the gods are with her because everything is going great for her. That is, until she hits puberty and suddenly, she starts growing wings!
...
Okay, hold on.
As if coming into puberty late was not bad enough, Goldie finds that she is all of a sudden growing wings like a freaking animal!
Why was she growing wings?... Wings of all things!
How do you hide something so big?
Why was puberty so different for her?
How was any of this 'normal'?
These questions lead Goldie to answers she could never predict, as she finds that not being 'normal' is only the beginning of the many tragic escapades of her highly eventful life...
Because, poor Goldie finds that not only is she not normal, she is barely even human!
So… what is she?
What is her true identity?
And how can she continue to fake a 'normal human life' as a regular teenage high school girl whilst keeping hidden her secret identity as whatever unknown creature she is?...
...especially when her strange, unusual process of maturity into adulthood comes with the strangest, most spontaneous, most difficult to hide, and most disaster-prone physical symptoms?
How is it possible that she would not soon be discovered by her friends, her schoolmates, her oh-so-handsome and observant crush, who somehow always happens to be there when the weirdest things happen, ...and the ever-watchful eyes of the government?
Let's pray for Goldie, shall we?
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Book cover Art Credit: weheartit.com
I wasn't sure what I'm getting myself into, but now I'm glad I've picked this up. The story really does steal your attention from the very start, a unique start too I'd say. The author's way with words combined with their creativity and the cute/comedic nature of the characters makes me melt on my seat. Especially Goldie, her design, her thought process, her reactions. I dare say I'd simp for this fictional character. It's a job greatly done, keep up the good work!
Wow! This is a refreshing read. I love it. It's completely different from anything I've read on webnovel. It's unique, entertaining and immediately sparks the curiousity of the reader right from the beginning. I also love the comedy. I totally recommend this book. You should definitely check it out!
I'm already a huge fan of Spilled Ink's books. 'Mortal Gods: Enouka', is already extraordinarily cool so I knew this book would be no different, however I never expected to be blown away by comedy haha! Nice one. I'm already in love with the FL, Goldie! I also love the way one mind-blowing, hilarious secret after the other unfolds in Goldie's life. Gosh I need more!! haha! Great Job! Keep it up! You have all my support!!
Nice one author! This story plot is interesting right from the start. The English is great and the author also uses an emersive writing style. It hooked me immediately.😆 The characters, both lead and supporting characters are all so interesting and relatable. I love everything about this story. It's a 5-star for me! Can't wait to see how Goldie gets through all these amazing revelations.
God! This book is so funny, I laughed so hard reading it. I especially love it because not only is it COMEDY, it also has a serious, intriguing plot to unravel. I strongly recommend this for anyone who wants to just relax and relieve their stress.😜 The writing quality is excellent, and pulls you in right from the first few sentences. I love how it starts out a lot! The character building and development of the story is so fitting and runs at a steady pace. I must say I love Goldie. And I love how situations keep escalating with her. This is a great book! I would definitely keep reading.
Alright, I'm going to say this book is absolutely hilarious! I love it! Goldie's situations just keep getting crazier and crazier and so out of control! I can't wait to see how this story goes and how she manages to survive without being discovered. Kudos, Author. This is exceptional!
this story keeps me entertained. it's fun to read even with only few chapters. although the writing is not perfect the author has humorous style of writing that really suits the plot and personality of the characters 👌
Wow! What an interesting and entertaining read! This made me laugh out loud so many times! Haha! I love Goldie! Can't wait to read the rest of her thrilling adventure as she discovers more about herself hehehe! Great Job, SpilledInk! I love this![img=recommend]
This is a very lovely story. Makes me laugh... I'm in love with Goldie. She's such a fun and relatable character. I wonder how she can cope with things blowing out of proportion every two minutes.😂 I'm curious to see what happens and how it ends.💕 Nice work, Author. I'll definitely keep reading to the end!
very humorous and entertaining ... it would be great for more update 🧡